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Especially Kail who is a habitual line stepper.

“My book I already wrote.” Sounds great!

“Two minutes over an event”? Yes sounds like it went really well.

If you are tweeting about your ex boyfriend’s relationship 7 days after you got married, then isn’t something wrong?

Lux? What a fucking asshole.

Ok I see. I get that she was upset that David would find out she talked to Nathan. But how does calling Ryan cover that up? David obviously knows she talked to Nathan. Was she trying to say she told Ryan and Ryan told Nathan?

But if David knew he said it, how else did he think Nathan heard about it if not from jenelle??

So David saw the pic on her phone? She seemed like she was worried and trying to cover up the fact that she had a pic. If David knew she had the penis pic on her phone what is the big deal? This is so fucking stupid I don’t know if I’m just not understand or it’s just so fucking stupid.

Help me understand the penis texts. The claim is that Jenelle sent Ryan a picture of Nathan’s penis and said that David’s penis was smaller? I couldn’t really understand it at the time but now it seems relevant so I want to make sure I know what is happening

Ok but...she has her kids part time and doesn’t work. Seems like there would be plenty of time to relax and sleep.

Quoting myself here because good god, Leah is fucking stupid. I’m not even up to the speech yet, just her conversation with her friend about the speech. She is really very very dumb.

She seems to really be enjoying her honeymoon.

Leah has very limited intellectual abilities. I haven’t seen the episode yet but I am not at all surprised she can barely speak.

Re: holidays. Kail barked that THE BOYS SHOULD BE TOGETHER ON CHRISTMAS but yes as you said I guess Vivi doesn’t matter, and what happens if Javi ever has any other children in the future? I’m sure he will. And this third father. He may have other children at some point. Those kids aren’t all going to be able to be together on Christmas. It’s so insane, purposefully having all these children with different men.

So there was a stranger reporter at her house the night before the wedding and she didn’t notice?

But I thought they don’t drink when they have their kids? With so many children don’t they always have at least one?

It looks like she took a picture of a framed photo of herself. That looks like a reflection of window blinds, doesn’t it?

Yeah I felt dumb for asking because I had a baby last year but I thought oh maybe they did test him for drugs at some point? I didn't think it was typical but maybe it is and I just don't know!

Ok I know I'm a little behind here and maybe I'm stupid but why was Ensley tested for drugs in the first place? Newborn babies aren't automatically tested for drugs (or are they??!) so what was the reason she was tested? I mean I know why but how was it brought to the attention of the authorities?

I cannot believe Raven cited "throwing comps for Paul" as an example of her good gameplay. You could feel Julie's disdain for her and I don't think she even gave a shit to follow up on anything Raven said but I would have loved her to say something about that. I know there have been so many terrible players over the years but I now think Alex may be the worst ever.

I wonder if Jo is an actual business owner or he has a "business" like Amber and Catelyn and Tyler.

Kail is such an ass. "I'm not telling anyone my due date" is such an odd thing to say to one of the fathers of one of your children. A normal person would say something like "hey my due date is August 1st, obviously we don't know exactly when baby will come but just want to give you a heads up so you can prepared because I will need to you get Lincoln when I am in the hospital, thanks!"

Is it a requirement that Kail have her phone in one hand while driving? I'm not sure we ever see her driving without being on the phone. Is this a doctor's order along with the no seatbelt? Also, well I drive a 15 year old car so I don't have built in hands free calling but all these girls drive newer vehicles, practically brand new right? And expensive. I can't believe she doesn't have some kind of hands free calling? Wait as I typed that I realize it's because she's not making a call, she is texting or scrolling through twitter while driving which is way worse. Has anyone ever asked her about this on twitter and what is her response?

I thought I remembered her elaborating on this, saying that she wanted to start her career and if she wanted until after she was settled in her Hosting Job then there would be a big age gap between kids and she didn't want that. I could be wrong but I thought she said something along those lines.

Thanks for pointing out Nova and the pool! I was too focused on the funneling to notice anything in the background. This two are so, so stupid.