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Can someone help me with the timeline? In June Amber said she was still dating Matt but not engaged. Today I read an article that says she is two months pregnant and has been dating Andrew for four months. In september she said their relationship is “up in the air” because she found out about his various restraining orders and they were “going slow” and “being smart.” https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/amber-portwoods-bf-says-relationship-is-up-in-the-air-w500846/ I guess I’m not clear on when she actually broke up with Matt and when she started dating this guy.

When I was a kid and my mom was having an awesome day, she always made sure to take time to tell million of anonymous strangers to “get fucked” on her publicly accessible social media platforms. It’s just what good moms do!!

She must already know on some level. I’m sure she has seen the blanket with an enormous Carly face on it.

So according to her at the reunion that taped in June, she was still dating Matt but not engaged. When did they break up, does anyone know? Then in August she goes off her meds to just “see if she was unhappy” (what doctor would recommend that?) and within days or weeks she got pregnant by a man she had just started dating that month. I don’t understand how anyone could think this is a good idea? What is wrong with this man? I don’t know any normal man ever in the history of the earth that thinks it’s a good idea to have a baby with someone you have been dating for approximately 14 days. Something is obviously very wrong with him.

Lol what a shitbag. Her kids and their schools and friends and sports and hobbies and all of their half siblings and all of their various dads. She is the worst.

Is this not being answered because it’s taking a long time to document all the ways that Barb was worse than a heroin addict criminal? I honestly am so curious as to what Barb did that was worse! I don’t remember hearing much on the show about what Barb was like in her teens and 20s. I tried googling but not getting any results. Help please!!

Okay so then obviously I have missed some background on Barb, and maybe someone can direct me to it. What was Barb doing when she was Jenelle’s age that was worse than being a heroin addict and being arrested more than ten times? I’m seriously asking because I haven’t heard anything regarding this! Wait sorry I googled and it looks like as of 2015 she has been arrested 15 times, not sure how many additional times between 2015 and today.

I’m a little confused by this, maybe I just need clarification on the pronouns. Does this sentence mean Jenelle has her act together more than her siblings and more than Barbara did when she was Jenelle’s age?

Yikes. I would never open my door for unstable lunatics who are yelling outside. Especially lunatics with a history of serious drug abuse and/or lengthy criminal records that include a variety of charges including physical violence. That is very scary to me.

But I’m sure she didn’t go off her meds before she met this man. Why would she? She said she needed them for the rest of her life. Then I guess she made the decision to have a baby once she knew this guy for 4 weeks and I guess that’s when she went off them? It’s very confusing that in spring she was saying she could not go off these meds and therefore could not be pregnant but then by October she’s pregnant.

What happened to not filming? That didn’t take long. Two weeks?

If a crazy person wanted to pound on my door for an hour, that’s their decision. I don’t think Barb should have to get the police involved in a situation like that. She was safe inside her home and people outside her home were acting like lunatics. I would have done the same. She probably understands that the police have better things to do than come escort a crazy screaming person off her property. Let her scream. Jenelle chose to behave that way. I don’t think other people should have to stop what they are doing just because a crazy piece of shit is carrying on like a clown in their yard.

So since she believes her medication would mess up the fetus, does that mean she stopped taking it, which she said she couldn’t do for the rest of her life, or she is still taking it and not caring if she messes up a fetus? I would also assume you need to slowly go off medications that are “for the rest of you life” and I don’t see how that’s possible if she got pregnant within the first few weeks of dating this man.

I thought she couldn’t get pregnant because of “medication” whatever that means. And how long has she been dating this guy? I feel like it’s been less than 3 months. How far along is she? Did she get pregnant the first week they were dating? Or is she announcing 5 minutes after getting a positive test? ok I just looked it up. She met this guy while she was filming marriage boot camp with Matt this summer. It looks like they started dating in August. Why is she having a baby with this man? What a dumb fucking piece of shit.

Do we know why Leah brings her girlses to school before the sun is up? In August or September it would be light out by 6:30. What time does elementary school start? 9? 8:30?

Didn’t she just name him two weeks ago?

I’m sure mtv didn’t want to film this NYE party in advance and then have all of the cast members tweeting things like “fake party” etc. Of course things leak but do they want the cast openly mocking it like that?

As usual Kail looks like 10 pounds of shit in an 8 pound bag. The other girls look pretty nice. I don’t understand how even with professional hair, makeup, and styling she still looks so bad. All of that surgery was a choice so I’m just not really understanding

How did Farrah and Kail manage to get past the exit that was blocked by the balloons? I don’t see anything about them having weapons as well, did I miss that?

I’m only up to the first commercial break but god this most be so embarrassing for these girls. Well it should be anyway. Chelsea weeping over Adam’s new girlfriend...it would be so awkward for my husband to see me sobbing and whining over some douche. Of course we all know our partners have a history but it’s a different thing to watch it play out on tv. And I feel bad for the kids having all of their tantrums broadcast for laughs.

Yes http://www.mtv.com/video-clips/lyv8bb/teen-mom-2-sneak-peek-leah-s-tough-reality

Leah was struggling to get through the sentence “I wish my twins were the same age so I could do things with both of them.”

I wonder what time it was. Wasn’t this filmed in the summer? The sun was probably up until 8:30.

Jenelle makes getting married look like the worst torture on earth. I’ve never seen someone so miserable taking engagement photos. I did engagement photos and was laughing the whole time. It was fun. It’s supposed to be fun. Not screaming and ordering people around and being frustrated with your children and looking angry. And now she has been married for two weeks but has posted dozens of angry rants online. Does she think is normal? I cannot imagine being so angry and so focused on online strangers in the period immediately following my wedding.

Her teeth look nice.