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This episode should have been called Zoolander. "What is this, an immunity idol for ants?"

So, it's obvious that Omarosa's agent made sure she wasn't the first one evicted. With the next stupid twist and the way that Shannon mentioned keeping women safe, I'm guessing that a man has the same clause. McGrath maybe? Can't figure anyone else really having that kind of pull.

This game has really Lord of the Flies-ed Alex. I thought she was pretty cool standing up to Cody early on. Now she thinks Kevin is a cop because he talked to a cop? Yesh.

I think they handled it properly for Christmas. Keep her chip in there but if she isn't medically cleared to play, she 'loses'. Same for HOH competitions. Removing her chip from the bag would be even more special consideration.

Hmm, I kind of liked it. It was a bit rough, like most pilots, but I laughed out loud a handful of times. That's all I can ask from sitcoms these days.

Overall, it had too much of a late Friends vibe too it with almost of the characters in the picture and everyone gets at least one line. I did crack up over the 'maybe you can stare him into changing his mind' or however Rick phrased that to Darryl.

I think the technology on this show is the closest to what will become reality that I've ever seen in sci fi. Such creative (but horrible for this episode) ideas. Seems like if the world had the ability to create androids that learned sex from porn videos, a lot of people would be skipping the find love/lose love/build love part.

Carl decides on a suicide mission to kill Negan. Gets him in his sights, doesn't pull the trigger. Walking behind Negan on the catwalk, Carl is handed a barb-wired bat, does nothing. Negan is busy ironing someone's face, Carl and Daryl stand behind with said bat but decide to do nothing. I guess I can understand that Daryl is traumatized by the last time he tried to do something but Carl's entire purpose of this trip was to kill Negan. He had multiple chances and froze. This is from a kid who killed his own mother.

It seems like the reward challenge was decided as soon as the captains were announced. I'm intrigued by Jess's story. She's a prosecuting attorney with tattoos up and down her back, who was lied to immediately and completely fell for it, and now has a desperate enemy (Sunday) for no good reason. More backstory on her please. If I was Adam at TC, "There is no such thing as stealing a reward, haven't you ever watched Survivor?". Follow up the next day with destroying that useless advantage.

My take on it is that what we we saw at that debate, and really over the course of the weekend, was so shocking that people are looking for any type of distraction. Ken Bone was as about as far away from Trump as you can get.

I thought the fat stuff was a bit much as well.

I think the font was pulled directly from a Stephen King book. Between the jump scares and the spot-on 80's flashbacks, I'm not sure if me or my kids are having more fun watching it. What they need now is a remake of all the raunchy films back then. Bachelor Party, Hot Dog, Last American Virgin, etc.

I think that the camera lingered on the group at the wall because there was an issue with Jozea's microphone. When he walked up to Julie, he was messing with it and she said something like "don't worry, we'll fix it".

Was so hoping that Sam would return with the bird shirt on. I loved the look Nick gave Schmidt when discussing Humpty Dumpty. "Who told you that?"

Elizabeth as VP and Henry as Secretary of State otherwise you'd lose all those excellent state department characters. Keeps Henry busy as well.

This might have been the funniest half hour of television I've seen this year. The only thing funnier than Tandy getting smurfed was him showing up the next morning in all that makeup. Also, "it looks like Hitler's moustache is trying to escape your face".

So an evil witch and her trolls have taken out all the fair maidens. This is not the fairy tale I signed up for.

I was wondering how he was going to Britta the threesome, didn't see that coming. I agree with the girl from AT&T, this guy is not a catch.

I love every character on this show with the exception of Chip, which is probably exactly what they are going for. Though his critique on the dancing was spot on.

I kept thinking that his salsa was going to float away.

"Was it weapons-grade?" And the entire family stops and stares. Awesome opening scene.

Why was the driver of her security detail so surprised when it was actually the President on the phone? Does he not understand that they work together daily? Also, I know how evil and powerful an HOA can be but I still cannot imagine anyone going after the Secretary of State in that way.

The weekend was so perfect I kept waiting for the inevitable shoe to drop, thankfully they kept it minor. The dialogue between the two felt about as real as you can get.

Maybe one too many "Madame Secretary, you're going to want to see this" moments but that was a pretty thrilling hour of TV.

They made a point to mention the speechwriter had written an introduction for the two retired Marines and then Bess doesn't mention them, weird.