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Not even sending telegram for Pete's sake.

Noooo!

Why is the little girl hiding her face? I thought only Sia did that.

I imitate Gob's "Oh come on!" from Arrested Development.

As sad as it was for Caleb to have to leave, there would have been some awkward conversations at family dinners: "Grampa, how did you and grandma meet?" Dylan: ... Caleb: ... Emma: Hey, who's up for dessert?

From Arrested Development, I try to use the line: "I don't know what I was expecting..."

I wonder how Rent or Reality Bites would go over for survivors of the recession?

I use Lipsense. I like it a lot better than the stay put products like Maybelline and Revelon. Their lip balm is the best I've ever tried. My lips haven't cracked or bleed so far this winter.

So Belle is more or less Violet Baudelaire in this movie.

I'm not sure that it would be acceptable for Crocodile Dundee to grab a transsexual's junk in this day and age.

I work as a server at a high school cafeteria. When I see the signs that remind us to wash our hands I say to myself, "That's your policy, not mine!"

Bryan would have been expelled.

I don't know if an email would work on me. If I get emails from an unknown source, I usually delete them.

And you would still have to watch it to see if there is anything on it.

At first I was upset that we saw Sir's face, but Don Johnson sold his character so well, I got over it.

OMG! I didn't catch that! I thought it was some convoluted code from a VFD member.

Last night we saw the Rock Dog trailer. I didn't hear much reaction from the audience other than a few chuckles.

The androgynous henchman's wig looked like Tracy Turnblads.

He was hot too. *sniff*

Thank you! That phrase drives me nuts. Here's some I can live without: "It isn't you, it's me" When someone wants an explanation for a break up: "It's complicated."

For years I thought a line in Cold Play's song Clocks went like this: Confucius that never stops Real words: Confusion that never stops

Due to the uproar over Benedict Cumberbatch's character in Zoolender, I wonder if the "Crying Game" scene in Ace Ventura would have been made today. It's the scene where Ace realizes the woman he made out with was a man. He pukes, downs a whole bottle of mouthwash, stuffs a whole package of gum in his mouth...etc.

First George Martin and now this guy. I'm scared for Paul and Ringo.

When I was a little kid, I always wanted my hair to be like Leia's in Empire Strikes Back. Both the style on the Hoth planet and the style on the Cloud City.

My brother forever ruined Mannheim Steamroller Christmas music for me. He said the synthesizers make it sound like instructional videos from the 80's and 90's.