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Drew Barrymore.

I love "TOW the Joke" where Monica asks Phoebe and Rachel who among them they'd pick to date and Phoebe picks Rachel, since Monica is too high maintenance. My favorite part is when Chandler (after reciting a speech prepared by Monica about how she's not high maintenance) finally admits that Monica is a little high maintenance, but then says to her, "So they can say that you're high maintenance, but it's okay because...I like maintaining...you."

Eddie: Mom, I'm begging you...I need new school gear. It starts in a week and I have nothing! Jessica: I already bought you new t-shirts for school, the kind you like - with black men on them. [Eddie pulls out t-shirts from bag, one with LeVar Burton on it] Eddie: These guys aren't rappers! Jessica: They were the gangsters of the sales bin.

Loved that the Republican family's house was Cher Horowitz's house in Clueless!

Xan: I don't get you guys. You did all this for Kimmy? She's the worst. Lillian: Sure, she's not perfect. She smiles too much, like a collie. And red hair, brown eyes? Guess God ran out of crayons.

Titus: Black, gay and old? Oh, I'm not even gonna know which box to check on the hate crime form. Titus: I got treated better as a werewolf than I ever did as a black man. That's messed up!

Xan: You bitch! Kimmy: A female dog? The thing that makes puppies? Nice compliment, Xan.

Kimmy [speaking into her iPhone]: Siri? Siri: What can I help you with? Kimmy: I'm a Mole Woman. Siri: That's messed up. Titus: What?! Lillian, WHY is my doll furniture on the curb? Lillian: Because it's all I could carry!