Malif

Does Harvey have a satellite office out by the prison? Their office is at least an hour and fifteen minutes away from the prison on a good day. So Harvey is spending three hours in the car sometimes multiple times each day? And I guess they just keep the welcome mat out for him and whoever he wants to bring in? And Rachel also has time being a paralegal, attending law-school, and getting her hair blown out/clothes tailored extra tight to take trips to another random prison and also harass former public defenders about dead-end cases from a decade ago? Her special snowflake attitude with the first lawyer on her death row case really over the top. Talk about being an unprofessional, privileged person.

So much to hate but what is constantly bugging me is the lack of security at these big law firms. I worked in publishing in NYC, and you couldn't get past the lobby without scanning your identification card. If you didn't have one, you went to security where they called the receptionist to make sure you were allowed up. You present ID, get a paper badge, and off you go to your meeting. And this was just publishing--not a major law firm where there would be many people with grievances against lawyers. Can you imagine if anyone could just waltz into these offices? Though I guess Hardman could be admitted by Skoloff but really couldn't Jessica have him on a special watch list to never be allowed in? Ugh.

About the only aspect I am loving about this show is Gretchen right now. I am glad they found him a competent assistant who is not intimidated by others and knows what is what. It shows that maybe Donna isn't the greatest thing since sliced bread like everyone thinks and illustrates that others can do this difficult job--while quoting famous lines from movies. I would have been annoyed if we had a revolving door of inadequate (but gorgeous) assistants each week who flirted with Harvey and ended up being bedded by him. I guess Rachel is taking some money from her parents for this dream wedding because that place doesn't offer a budget plan. That is a six figure wedding before you even think of adding flowers, limos, dresses, tuxes, veils, shoes, jewelry, invitations, photographer, videographer, rehearsal dinner venue, honeymoon, etc. Also, maybe Rachel should leave her wedding magazines off of her desk at work so that her boss doesn't catch her wasting company time searching for the best invitation or bouquet. At the very least, she could browse online magazines so just a click of a mouse would hide what she was doing.

I think Quinn is aware that Chet is a cheater but what really freaked her out was that he was doing it at the workplace and with a younger version of Quinn. It's one thing, in her mind, for him to buy hookers. It's totally another for him to sh*t where they eat--especially with someone who reports to both Quinn and Chet. That set was their place--away from his wife and all the outside world. Chet destroyed that.

I know this will sound shallow and horrible, but if I were Liza, I would have taken one look at the amazing apartment and life of Charles, ditched my tattoo artist boyfriend, and thrown all my energies into being with him. He's cute, age appropriate, kind, and rich. A beautiful Upper West Side apartment over a mushroom infested, one door apartment full of stoned gamers is no contest.

What I find amazing is how on top of it the local news stations are in their area. They seem to be on the scene of every Scorpion case--even those that are supposed to be hush-hush--with tons of very specific details. They know who is working on a case, what the demands and deadlines are, and how the group is approaching the problem. It's amazing.

My idea to make the show better: the spider solves the crime and then spins a web with the name of the murderer/hacker. Of course, the spider will be named Charlotte. And when that spider is accidentally stepped on by one of the idiots on this show, her children (Joy, Nellie, and Aranea) will continue to solve the crimes.

You know when you are checked out of a show when you see a Lambie doll in a crib of a most likely dead child and immediately think, "Doc McStuffins wasn't on the air until 2012 so how was a toy from the show in a crib way back in 2011?" Seriously, why did I even notice that? My idea for the finale: just as the world seems about to end, special guest star Sarah Michelle Gellar gets to town in full Buffy mode and sets it all right.