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  1. MrHufflepuff

    S06.E13 & E14: Tell-All

    How do I cut my butt on a bias??????!
  2. I'm getting more of a Squiggy vibe. YMMV, or course.
  3. MrHufflepuff

    S06.E01: Single, Fat and Crazy

    But it's every orphan's dream to rub cream on someone's chub rub. Remember that scene in "Oliver Twist," where he goes up to the head of the orphanage and says "Please, sir, may I have some more chub-rub cream?"
  4. MrHufflepuff

    Steven & Olga: Babies With Babies

    Hey, Steven! Here is a list of possible living scenarios for Ritchie, from BEST to WORST: 1. Ritchie lives with Olga in the US (with or without you). 2. Ritchie lives with Olga in Russia (with or without you). 3. Ritchie is raised by circus folk. 4. Ritchie is placed in suspended animation, and then revived to be a pet in a Planet-of-the-Apes scenario. 5. Ritchie is traded to Rumpelstiltskin for gold. 6. Ritchie lives in the US with your couch-surfing ass without Olga. Hope this helps you with your decision, Steven!
  5. MrHufflepuff

    Social Media: What the Fuck is Wrong With Her?

    I'm not a dog, but if a stranger put their arms around my neck, I'd probably bite them.
  6. MrHufflepuff

    Steven & Olga: Babies With Babies

    After thinking about it, I think I've been to harsh on Steven. That baby is really an asshole. Making Steven run all his errands like that. Get a job, baby, and stop being a mooch! I bet when the cameras are off, that baby is all like, "Yo, Steven, I got your girl's boobies in my mouth. What you gonna do about it?" Damn babies. Always lazing around and talking smack.
  7. MrHufflepuff

    Steven & Olga: Babies With Babies

    Steven is the type of guy who goes out for a pack of smokes one night and never comes back. And then maybe Bruce Springsteen writes a song about him. To paraphrase Chris Rock, you're supposed to take care of your kids, you dumb motherf*ck*er!
  8. MrHufflepuff

    Social Media: What the Fuck is Wrong With Her?

    Ooh, I hoped she saved the Scooty Puff from the St. Patrick's day parade.
  9. Eric kind of looks like a zombie. Maybe you can trick your husband into watching 90DF. Plus, there's a ton of people on 90DF who really need to get their heads chopped off with a katana, just like TWD!
  10. You're never gonna be on 90-Day Fiance with that attitude!
  11. MrHufflepuff

    Social Media: What the Fuck is Wrong With Her?

    Aha! Advocare has a product which "helps reduce the absorption and breakdown of carbohydrates and fats to promote improvements in overall body composition." I'm sure this is a 100% legit claim and not at all exaggerated. I mean, just because the FDA is prohibited by Congress from regulating supplements (because of lobbying and bribes by the supplement industry), that doesn't mean that a supplement company would make a bogus claim about its products. Eat away, Whitney! Of course, if it does actually block the absorption of fat, then the fat that is eaten has to go somewhere....
  12. MrHufflepuff

    Social Media: What the Fuck is Wrong With Her?

    Yeah, her technique in that video is much, much better than anything she can manage today, but it's nowhere near professional. In particular, her extension is really not that great. But it's fine for non-professional dancing. She'd have never gotten onto SYTYCD with that level of dancing, though.
  13. MrHufflepuff

    Social Media: What the Fuck is Wrong With Her?

    Should she be jumping like that if she has plantar fasciitis? Or maybe she said she has Planter's peanuts? I can't remember.
  14. MrHufflepuff

    S06.E02: Young and Restless

    Here's what I think is going on (and I could be completely incorrect).... Americans pronounce "Samoa" with a short initial "a" and a long "o." Samoans seems to pronounce the word with a long initial "a" and a short "o." As you shorten the "o" it starts to sound more and more like a "w" sound to American ears.
  15. MrHufflepuff

    Social Media: What the Fuck is Wrong With Her?

    I stood up from the floor at least twice yesterday, and none of you are watching my Instagram videos.
  16. Here's a little ditty I wrote: Deck the halls with strands of hair Falla la la la Falla la la Chase your wife through the town square Falla la la la Falla la la Don we now our cooling vest Falla la la la la la la la Make your wife take a DNA test Falla la la la Falla la la
  17. MrHufflepuff

    Social Media: What the Fuck is Wrong With Her?

    I think Todd's gawkiness works for him here. I mean, zombies aren't really going to have good technique, since their muscles are degenerating and their limbs are falling off. The zombies in MJ's video dance too well, which I don't think is really an accurate portrayal of how a zombie would dance. Bad technique for the win! As for Whitney, well, she would have been one of the first people eaten, so it doesn't really matter.
  18. MrHufflepuff

    Social Media: What the Fuck is Wrong With Her?

    Yeah, but does your 2nd grader have an "award" from the "Museum of Dance?" 'Cause she can have one, for the low, low price of $29.95! Act now! Supplies are limited!
  19. MrHufflepuff

    S06.E01: The Clock Is Tickin'

    The lesson here is that (as usual) swans are assholes.
  20. MrHufflepuff

    S06.E01: The Clock Is Tickin'

    There's two Samoas, American Samoa and Samoa (formerly Western Samoa). American Samoa is a US territory and (Western) Samoa is an independent country. American Samoans are US Nationals, rather than US Citizens. A US National can travel freely through the US and mostly has the same rights as US Citizen. For practical purposes, they're mostly interchangeable. American Samoans don't need a spousal visa to come to the mainland. Asuelu must be (Western) Samoan, since American Samoans can freely travel to the US.
  21. 7) Bring me my red bag with my MAYKUP!
  22. MrHufflepuff

    Social Media: What the Fuck is Wrong With Her?

    Aaaaaaah! I got a trauma!
  23. MrHufflepuff

    S02.E12: Tell-All

    It's on the TLC website/TLC-GO app. If you have a login with your cable provider, then you would use that login to sign in to TLC (that way, they know you paid for TLC through your cable provider).
  24. MrHufflepuff

    S02.E12: Tell-All

    There's a lot that I think is unfair about the immigration system. But, if I were to make a list of unfair things, banning some dude who punched someone's eye out is gonna be pretty low on that list--scratch that, it's not even going to make the list. IT'S TOTALLY FAIR, RACHEL!
  25. MrHufflepuff

    S02.E12: Tell-All

    They should have just gone for the trifecta and had Lucy give life advice to Rachel.
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