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PaperTree

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  1. Finally! An almost "washing machine" tribe swap. No huge advantage for any gang on any tribe. Cole, you poor deluded pretty man. I was going to defend him for his previous blabbermouthing, (I had typed this yuuuge thing and thankfully the machine ate it :)) but I can't anymore. Joe and Allen. A whirlwind of paranoid stupid. Devon pulls the vote block advantage and.....it's a fucking penalty!! WTF Burnett! At least Allen is gone , Joeny is now idol-free and marked for eviction. (hope springs eternal.....)
  2. They are quite full of themselves lately. Since the editors know who the winner is and how s/he gets there, I hope they are being set up for a big fall. They did set up Patrick's demise rather nicely :)
  3. I was hoping he would wound himself badly enough to get pulled from the game. Adios stupid crazy man. I remember a woman (can see her face, but the name escapes me) who used a pointy branch on a big dead log to open the coconuts. She was like a machine at it :)
  4. That was one of the gems of the evening. Ryan is growing on me.
  5. HAH! Finally knocked that stupid shit-eating grin off Patrick's face. They fooled me. A dudebro's douchbaggery almost never gets him voted off over a woman. His bitter tears and whining for his tribe's defeat just bring me more joy. I hope his moving business crashes and burns, but I doubt it. Patrick put them very far behind and they lose. He's such an asshole. That attempt to be "nice" to Lauren in the water was pathetic. Simone's yard sale. LOL Starting with surprise, surprise, the bros are targeting Lauren. The easy solution to the Patrick dilemma is to not lose challenges. Duh. He did nothing in last weeks challenge, but that is down the memory hole. I really like Lauren and her realizing the awful position she is in and doing something about it with her back against the wall. Patrick goes idol crazy, Ali tries to talk him down. It won't work and he goes further off the deep end. Why are you more likely to lose next week as Patrick has shown himself to be useless, Devon? Nobody else broke at Tribal. Excellent blindside. Look it up, Pat Over in Blue Land, Krissy and Ben seem confident. Too confident. Something about Ben bothers me, but I can't put a finger on it. Maybe because Ben thinks he and Krissy aren't a "power couple" because there is no sex while yapping on the JP Ashley thing. The whole concept is just stupid. Allen has to go. Ashley needs to suck up to him to avoid this silly power couple thing while working to whack him. JP just catching fish and avoiding drama. Usually a merge-worthy strategy. Joe still gotta go. Good to see the rest of the tribe hates him too. Jessica is a bit squirrely. She is going to be trouble, some way; some how. Cole is lovestruck and blabs about the idol. How soon until everyone knows? Like 10 minutes LOL Now Jessica gets all pissy that Cole has a plan and is going for it. You have to do the planning now. After losing the challenge it's much harder to strategize. Joe is paranoid, you all have to be cool. Don't tell Mike anything until the very last second. Mike sits so he can't be blamed.
  6. Well EJ, since you're the new boss, it's your responsibility to check everything. Especially on Day One. Don't just assume this or that was done. He's as bad as the rest of them, but thinks he's brilliant. Always a good idea for the team to check each other, especially these Einsteins. Jen continues to whine. Why can't you call home for a few minutes a day? You don't seem to stray very far from the main town on the island. It's only 15 miles from St. Bart's to St Maarten. CB is going to sleep in the bilge. Good luck dude. OK, it's the hold. I don't know how "airless" it is, but there's lots of privacy. Kate was nice to throw him a bone and give him something to do for the casino night. Looks like he didn't tick off the guests. Matt is still a mess. How do you forget to obtain your entree? Whip up an appetizer or something waiting for the lobsters! I give him credit for cooking them up so quickly. Give it to him straight Kate. No more screwing around. Well done dinner too! Now stay away from the Jim Beam. Dueling bosses never works. We have to manufacture the drama somehow. That puts the underlings in a bad spot. You just knew more deck confusion was coming. I can barely understand what Baker is saying, but the Closed Captions drive me nuts. Syphilis? OK then Niko. That's a bit off the wall. What's with the window washing? It's not hard, but streaks can be hard to see in the wrong light. Somehow they didn't look "caked" with salt. I have found newspaper works very well for the final destreaking. EJ is annoying as hell, but Niko is no real prize here either. I don't know enough about boats to really know who's right in these silly spats. So it's OK for Bruno to be a live meat platter for a group of gay men, but taking his shirt off to wring it out is not allowed. I think if he was shirtless on deck more often, the editors would happily have shown it. Captain Lee is in a very bad mood. How do you jump in a boat and cut loose without the keys? Very high on the stupid scale. I give Niko credit for admitting his failures. Most people find somebody else to blame. Don't go away mad CB, just go away. St. Bart's is a really expensive place for him to get dropped off. That $2000 tip isn't going to go very far there. Jen whining at the crew drunk, surprise, surprise surprise. Bitter is just one word for it. "Somebody help this girl" Funny Niko. Did Matt order water at first? It looked like he had a beer later. Did Niko, Bri and Bruno try to get away from Jen and EJ going to that other bar and were followed? Maybe the producers make them all stay together unless there is sex involved. Niko doesn't bring up his girlfriend because he knows you don't want to hear about it Bri. Get over yourself. The drunken douchbro battle was the inevitable climax to the evening's festivities. Niko is going to lose this war.
  7. I thought that the big table side flaming presentation was the whole point of the dish. Otherwise it's just syrupy bananas and ice cream on a plate. It's also supposed to be made with rum which provides the flame, yet the tea-totaling guests didn't seem to mind. Were they too shy to flag down Kate for more ice cream?
  8. Chris Brown - Hangover King. Dude is pathetic. Pitch him over the side somewhere. Jen - Poor, poor Cinderella. Stop whining. Kate says you will get yours, so file that and carry on. Then she snoozes through the start of her shift. Matt and Bri and the nude beach and a liter of Jim Beam. Oh my. Matt really does not hold his liquor well. Awkward is only one word for that mess of a date. Capt. Lee has the deadpan humor down. Hilarious. It would have been nice to have given Niko a heads up on EJ. He's putting up a good front. I would be totally pissed off too. "Good thing there's no HR" Indeed. The eighth circle of hell. They don't have more bunks on that huge boat? "I got a virgin cocktail for ya!" LOL Kate has the best talking heads. Very boring yet annoying guests. Matt seemed oddly detached from their complaints. I hope he gets himself together. I'm not sure what to make of EJ. Getting this "teacher's pet" vibe and it's kind of annoying. I'll root for Niko in the upcoming war. Lights out at 9:40. Must be the jet-lag. It wasn't the excitement or the liquor :)
  9. I'm guessing she was hiding JP and the 3 women could have easily whacked Alan, but that idea didn't seem to come up. Not sure if JP is as clued in as the audience how Alan is psycho obsessed about him and Ashley being this "power couple". It all feels kind of "off".
  10. I like yellow, but Joe gotta go. He's Tony Jr. Stop with the respect bullshit. Mike is sadly an easy target. I like him but I don't think he has a chance. I'm hating on the Blue tribe. Alpha male BS on full display. Alan is a bullying asshole. Careful Mr. NFL Black Man. Your word is worth nothing to the rest of the tribe. Red team looks pathetic, but may be tenacious. Super Immunity Idol!, but only good for first tribal. Interesting. Ryan is creepy. I hope his alliance with Doofus Surfer Dude crumbles. Tie votes are back in at Tribal Council? wtf? Woo Hoo! A boatload of testosterone going to tribal. Chrissy looks doomed! Will Ryan save her????? And he does! Disclosure: A friend of mine lives in the same town she is from and has met her in passing. He's a professor and has never watched Survivor, but will check it out to see how she does. I'll pump him for some more info :) Good crazy tribal. Sad that Chrissy couldn't save Katrina and even voted her out. "The STFU and keep the target off my back strategy" Would Ashley have automatically gone if she pulled out the advantage? The women should have voted for Alan. A big strong wannabe dictator.
  11. An attempt at damage control. Her "brand" has taken a huge hit.
  12. The only autograph I want from International Rabbit Day is on the bottom of a check. (Size doesn't matter.) I still find it hilarious that her honesty about not taking Josh to F2, then throwing a pity party for him to take Paul cost her $50K.
  13. He's not wrong. You can't make someone do something. They do have a choice in the matter. They chose wrong but he did obscure the matter so that it was hard to even see the other choice. Exactly. They weren't "forced" to do it. Paul steered them to it and they merrily piled it on, then he "rewarded" them in some fashion so they would happily do it again. We all knew he would slither away from any responsibility.
  14. In the BY (from link posted above) interview with Jody. The interviewer brought it up and Jessica laid it all out to which Cody said "gross" lol
  15. Little troll has some bad-ass Kool-aid. He doesn't deserve any more cash.
  16. I would like to echo the thanks to all the feed watchers and others on this board for making the fun this season. I proclaim that throughout the realm, September 20th be remembered as: National Whack-a-Troll Day. See you on the Survivor threads :)
  17. I remember a show from the early '00s, "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!!!" from many moons ago that was horrendously wretched. Kind of a BB meets Survivor that was just awful, but I watched it anyway. Hope this CBB turns out better.
  18. Babies eat a lot of cereal. "Gypsy" grifter can feed them both.
  19. That may have been the edge Josh needed.
  20. Alex was the pit bull Paul kicked one too many times.
  21. Yeah Josh, drop her like a lump of coal.
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