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  1. This season Bethenny wants everyone to know that she stays boo'ed up and dicked down!! Even from dudes laid out in a casket and in their grave. Dennis had to a punch a hole into this mortal plane just to tell her she looks spectacular and that she needs to date again. I don't know if she is feeling especially insecure this season or just garden variety narcissism but everything seems to be about how desirable, beautiful and oh so loveable dudes find her. She is making herself look a fool claiming to have been engaged to still married Dennis, dating others extensively even to the point of allegedly falling in love with bartender dude than whipping out old Dennis photos marveling over how he looks at her. Her ex was super hot and I am sure it wasn't an accident he happened to be there during filming. I've had calls with Verizon call center employees that were sexier than what transpired between Dorinda and John. I've officially broken up with the Countess but she was actually good with Tinsley in that scene. The offer to attend Al-Anon was one of the few unselfish acts I think I have ever seen from her. Also, the Countess does have a great thick head of hair and I am liking that she let it grow longer. Far more flattering than that weird choppy shorter cut she rocked for eons. I actually do see Tinsley's point about not wanting to call her boyfriend and make ultimatums in front of a pack of hyenas - remember the animal sounds Ramona and Sonja made 2 episodes ago in the restaurant when Lu was told she was sleeping with the fishes? The problem was the more Tins explained why it was an issue, the more toxic her relationship and Scott seemed. Bethenny's apartment is amazing but damn is it every neutral - just shades of gray, white and creams. This is the one time I think a little SkinnyGirl red would be a welcome sight. Hell any pop of color would be appreciated. Her glam room is the stuff of dreams though and I love all the cabinet storage and I do like her ginormous sofa sectional.
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    S10:12 Tell All: Part 1

    What frank discussion are they talking about? Is Frank the name of Janelle's fupa? Has it become sentient and learned to speak?
  3. I'm gonna quote Ramona I I would be curious to see Barbs outside of Luann hellhound mode. Barbs is the quintessential boro broad. Ramona is not wrong she is very rough around the edges, but damn was it rude for her and Dorinda to be talking about her like that but yet oh so right.
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    S11 E21: Reunion Part I

    Nene really can go. She really doesn't want to be there or around the ladies but she needs that check to pay for her wigs, red bottoms, tank tops, mumus, Greg's meals (apparently) and the ode to marble and beige that is her home. Nene sounded like a child telling everyone they weren't her friend. Bitch please! Everyone seemed perplexed by her attitude. One thing I liked was that there didn't seem to be a coordinated pre-planned gang up on Nene, which could have given her some sympathy, which she in no way deserves. All the ladies seemed to be in good spirits, minus Nene, and living being their best selves, minus Nene. I think Nene was talking about Porsha in her mystery text. This was the second time that Nene has ostensibly called a pregnant woman fat! Nene is and also has been the biggest woman to be featured on this show so she should STFU!! What was everyone's take on Eva's off color joke (pun intended) about Porsha's friend not being Black with a "Q?" I admit that the first time I heard it I just thought it was about Shamia not being a singer or in a girl group because hey, weren't they at the BlaQue concert supporting Shamari when it was said? It wasn't until Kandi said it might be colorist did that cross my mind. Porsha gets the 'dumb' label because let's face it, she has said some dumb shit over the years. Underground railroad anyone? However, I think she has proven herself to be quite astute on occasion. This reunion she was engaging, quick-witted, funny and really showed she deserved to be seated right next to Andy. Confession: I've seen that shoulder bouncing gif all over the net for months. It wasn't until late last month that I realized it was Ron and Shamari. LOL!
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    S10:11 Leaving Las Vegas

    The most positive thing that can be said of this episode is that at least it wasn't 2 hours. Good Lawd, Robyn's house is monstrously huge. One thing I gotta give Robyn is that coming into the Brown fold has definitely improved her living situation. It may indeed be an illusion and the house of cards may fall at any time, but she has been living very well for a decade. She went from living in some dumpy apt with the Mary Kay lady threatening to break her kneecaps if she don't pay her bill to living in mcmansions. She may be harmless but Aurora so gets on my nerves. I was rolling my eyes hard when she was crying over the mcmansion. Between her daughters, Breanna seems like more the rebel. Aurora definitely follows Robyn's lead more (perhaps even blindly) and will likely follow in her footsteps, although she seems a bit too simple and guileless to be as cunning as Robyn is. Or maybe that's what they want me to think ... hmmm... I think it is so stupid and wasteful for Christine not to stay at Robyns for a few weeks while she waits for her house to close. She would rather pay rent than stay for a short duration of time with a sister wife. Another indication that everything they say about the perks of plyg is bullshit! Maddy was making too much sense. It is not by accident that the majority of the more vocal kids that ain't afraid to say and who they ain't happy are Janelle's. They were the maddest over the LV too. The only non-Janelle kid I remember being a problem was Paedon. I think Janelle's kids are more independent and free-thinking not necessarily because of her but in spite of her. She herself has said she left the child-rearing to the other wives. Although, I think Christine did her best, Logan raised Christine's family. I can't blame his ass for being done with no fucks left to give. That was one of the more interesting Brown tidbits of information I've heard in a while. Not the organ meat part, but that they buy whole cows. LOL! Kodi losing it over Caleb but not his own kids or grandchild?
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    S11.E05: Shark Bait

    Even old school, original recipe Countess Luann never acted so abhorrently. This was a new low and this is coming from a Lu apologist. The thing about B is she can and has been very perceptive and accurate when it comes to other people's motivations, feelings, thoughts. That is why she was known as the Greek Chorus during her first stint. However, when it comes to herself, she truly is blind! She can't get past her own ego. At first I was disheartened to see/hear that B and her aren't cool anymore but now after this fiasco I am looking forward to B getting up in dat ass and telling the Countess off!
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    S11.E05: Shark Bait

    No mental health professional should attempt delving into the psyche of Bethenny without first sending down a canary to check the air for toxicity. He could've been killed!! I don't doubt that Bethenny is grieving but jeez, every other sentence is a not so humble brag about how Dennis couldn't get off her jock!! It is like watching B give herself a tongue bath about how desirable she is every time she talks about Dennis. I gotta admit I am half waiting for her to make the leap that he ended it all because he couldn't have her. Let me get this straight. So a still married man who has been separated for years and still hadn't bothered to even file for divorce or formal separation, but who B refers to as his ex-wife, proposes to her, their "engaged" but she continues to date other people, he declares he will never marry again, except that he is still technically married. WTF?!?!! Wow Lu. I admit to not being able to quit the Countess even at her most haughty but her actions this episode was some of the rudest I have ever seen and I can't ride with her on this. Nope. It wasn't just ungracious and declasse, it was just nasty. In the words of another HW that has fallen out of favor: "So nasty and so rude!" (tm Nene). No, the room ain't winning any interior design awards, but it is clean, free of noxious odors, comfortable and most importantly FREE! STFU, you will only be there 2-3 nights and stop badgering and outright insulting your hostess. What made it worse is that Tinsley, being an actual gracious guest, offered to take the unwanted room and that still isn't enough for Countess. She got rude with Tinsley too. The fuck is wrong with Lu. Dale plastic surgery is awful and I am tired of people lying to her saying she looks great! She doesn't! next week is gonna be lit. Sonja Morgan in the time warp again lamenting all that she lost.
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    S11; E20 Caught in the Middle

    Yes and yes. NYC and Potomac are my fave of the franchise right now. My fave scene last season on Potomac was Karen laughing at annoying ass Ashley imitating her wearing Karen's own damn wig. Can you even begin to imagine Nene's reaction if someone did that to her?
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    S10:10 Moving Meltdowns

    There's enough prairie dog plague to go around. I always wonder if they have health insurance. None of them seem to have a 9 to 5 that would entitle them to benefits so how did they pay for Truly's hospitalization and poor Ysabel's doctor's visits? Obamacare? Medicaid? Good point. I don't see a hint of curl in any of his youthful photos.
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    S11; E20 Caught in the Middle

    One little thing I noticed but forget to comment on was that it appears that Mike, Cynthia's boo, had not yet been introduced to her BFF Kenya until that very night. Kenya met him and said 'nice to finally meet you' or words to that effect. But Nene was "fake" though and still managed to look petty and ridiculous. She faked smiled hard when Kenya walked over to greet everyone but her. Kenya dusted her and Nene started making comments under her breath. Marlo walked, mimed gagging herself, paid Kenya some fake complaints with Nene being equally fake saying Kenya looked gorgeous. Then cut to the end of the night, Kenya makes it a point to say goodbye to everyone but Nene. Nene gets loud and keeps calling Kenya's name, determined to get Kenya's attention and Kenya pays her dust yet again with Nene fake smiling talking behind her back about a baby buffalo.
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    S11; E20 Caught in the Middle

    The best thing about last night's episode of Real Housewives of ATL was the promo for the upcoming season of Real Housewives of Potomac. I am mad at Nene for different reasons. To say I am not a Kenya fan is to put it mildly. That giggle/laugh that preceded Kenya's entrance into the party sets my teeth on edge. But I digress, Nene acting a ripe petty fool, showing how effortlessly and easily Kenya gets under her skin is a more sure-fired way for Kenya to worm her way back onto this show then Kenya posting Brooklyn pics while the show airs and Kandi and Cyn allegedly plotting but Nene is too stupid to see that. I honestly do not follow any social media so I was at a loss as to why Nene and Kenya were on the 'outs' when based on the last reunion, I thought they were if not amicable had at least reached a detente. Thanks to all who explained the SM shade. I hope Gregg goes into remission from his Stage 3 colon cancer. I also hope that he escapes that Stage 11 200 lb not so benign tumor that is his wife Nene. Nene uses Gregg's cancer as an excuse more than Gregg ever has. She has been bludgeoning her co-workers with it all season. They are all supposed to know that she is going through a lot. There is no one to hold her purse. Yet she doesn't even now her man can't have ice. Did I hear correctly? Did Nene say something about Kenya having a baby hippo or something? She has a lot of nerve. That blue/pink wig Porsha wore to her baby reveal was the worst and not at all flattering!! That party planner better be refunding some money. That party looked like it should've been for Ronald and Shamar's twins. What was the point of Tanya at that meeting w/Cyn, Nene and Kandi? Cyn looked better at Porsha's event than she did her own. That hat was ugly and didn't say "island" or "Caribbean" to me. That hat was some RHOC Tamra/Vicki Lake Havasu bullshit. If Mike had been dating Kenya, everyone would be saying he was being paid. How convenient that he drops probably, possibly, perhaps maybe proposing to Cyn during the finale episode. Kenya - she has a beautiful, healthy daughter and seems to have a good huzzband, but I don't need or want her back on this show. She had her shot and she blew it. She has called Porsha a dummy for years, but Porsha outplayed, outsmarted and outlasted her. Porsha has this show, a special on the way and multisteams of income (don't know if they are profitable, but she is trying). Kenya should be taking the victory lap that Porsha is now. Kenya would have had her own multi-episode wedding special, but she played herself right out of a big check and opportunity. No update on Kandi's surrogacy?
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    S07.E13: Kelly's Story

    WOW!!!! That was a twist that I never expected and didn't want. Such a sad episode and such a sad person. Doubly so because she was likeable and so morose and sad in the beginning and start smiling and joking at the end. She had real hope and it ended tragically. She is the Frank Grimes of My 600 lbs life. I noticed that she had (or they showed) very few photos of her as a child or teen. I don't think I have ever seen Dr. Now so concerned. Even when she slipped up and gained he was gentle and never really read her the riot act. Her condition must have been incredibly dire because he never threatened her with being dropped or kicked out of the program. He just said if she gained she would be admitted back into the hospital and put on a controlled diet plan. James "oww mah leigss" K had a supposed heart condition and no such offer was ever made to him for his numerous and egregious fuckups (gaining damn near 100 lbs in a munt) and I think his ass is still alive. So many health issues. Since she had an embolism(s) in the past, was surprised she got on a plane. My dad was diagnosed with chronic heart failure about 3 years ago and yes it is a frightening and life-alternating diagnosis but it is manageable. It took a bit over a year to find the proper med combo for him and he had the ICD implanted, which he couldn't even be put under anaesthesia for. Just as important is his diet. He has to manage his sodium and fluid intake. He doesn't always do a good job of that. He has been in the hospital 2 times for excess fluid retention, but by the grace of God he is doing well now though. My mother, his primary caregiver, is on a much deserved and needed cruise and he is off to Miami to visit his sister so I am worried about his self control being around all that delicious Island inspired food down there. I want to know so much more about how Kelly was being treated for heart failure. The fact that she was even able to undergo surgery, be under general anaesthesia was a shock. Dr. Now mentioned a cardiologist. Did she have a device implanted? I assume she was on heart meds. Was she on a low sodium diet? That salt laden food she was ordering in rehab did her heart condition no favors. Was she watching her fluid intake? I paid particular attention to that as I saw she had a giant 50 oz cup during rehab. Cousin Gary had a beautiful home. I was curious about the wife we never saw.
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    S09.E07: Eat, Drink, and Be Married

    I know I may be alone with this and folks may be tired of the continued Umansky pimping of The Agency, but I wanted to see that party. Kyle has a great planner and does put on great events. I swooned at the spread at her last event. The charcuterie looked heavenly and I mean like something you would see laid out on heaven's orientation day. Did they say Kyle was hosting this event for 400 people at her house?!?!!? It is a big house, but damn that's a lot of people!
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    S09.E07: Eat, Drink, and Be Married

    How dare people spread vicious truths about Dorit!! This bitch can really go! I hate all the petty drama she brings to the show that spans and takes over the whole season, starting with fucking pantygate, lategate, and now lucygate. She needs to be put out the gate, and her gnomey husband too. Denise's wedding was not my taste, but I loved it. The location was stunning but most of all, I love when a bride realizes she isn't reinventing the wheel here. She wasn't trying to impress guests and wringing her hands over the right shade of peach for her linens. It is just a day and party to kick off a new chapter in your life. The marriage > a wedding. So chill that she didn't care that her black lab was rubbing up against her new white wedding dress or that her daughter wore sneakers. I pray for her second season. Aaron is just .... sketchy (with his 3rd leg). He looks like the type that gets pec and calf implants and swears by human growth hormone. She has probably called them for self-promotion and pap strolls enough. An hour is in fact too long. Only takes a minute when your ass is dead broke and can't pay anyone anyway. Look, 10-20% of Boy George's earnings ain't enough to keep Dorit in ugly Chanel suspenders. Not to defend Dorit, but I believe that phrase is quite common in Mordor, from which she hails. I heard there was many a raised eyebrow when she chose to marry a goblin. Lawd, $300k for a kitchen remodel - I want that life. That stove in the model kitchen alone must be over $50k.
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    10:09 Kody's Secret Plan

    Watching the Browns dig around in dirt is definitely less interesting without the threat of prairie dog plague. I completely zoned out during Kody's ridiculous meeting about the Difficult Brown Compound. It really just highlights how full of shit they are about all the supposed benefits of this lifestyle. According to Kody's own coin slot of a mouth, they don't even want backyards that face either. They would all rather be shot dead than live together in one house/share a kitchen and share child-raising responsibilities, which is the whole freaking point of this bullshit. They just need to face the fact that they are really just "normies" with a haphazard man-sharing plan. Yellow and blonds is a "no" but she looked great for whatever reason. I know this will likely never happen, but part of me wishes Dayton would move to NYC, San Francisco or some other big, expensive city and see what happens. And this is why Christine is enjoying a good relationship with Kody and probably getting the D on the regular. Remember she was the one that didn't even want to say anything negative about the move for fear of upsetting him or being seen as negative. I wish their was devil with little horns emoticon because this is deliciously devilish and delightful!!!
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    S11.E18: The Model Bride

    LOL! I am okay with Greg but I've been getting the impression for while now that he likes to think he is wiser than he is. Some of the stuff he says is either total basic common sense or just make you go "huh" because it is nonsensical but the people around him act like he is saying something profound but being in the South that maybe acting respectful towards an elder. I have no problem believing that Greg mean, especially if he is struggling with cancer, but that is different from being abusive, which Nene has not alleged. So I am not gonna to assume that.
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    S10:08 Aspyn's Royal Wedding

    For real. Not only are her brows bad, but she makes it all the more worse with terrible eyeshadow too. I don't even know what color the shadow is - like a gray, dark brown or something. Or maybe her brow pencil is bleeding down onto her eyelids. No excuse for this. Meri's hat was indeed terrible. Meri may not be considered edgy by any definition of the word but neither was that. It was like the maker recycled Mykelti wedding garbage flowers. I get the feeling that this was light advertising for the hat maker. Yes, it may look assholey for Meri to have her fix it the night before her son's wedding but the alternative was Meri not wearing it or forced to wear a hat she considered ugly, neither of which would have made the maker of the hat's business look good. I thought what Meri wound up wearing was a marked improvement which was underserved by Meri's bad taste in clothing and shoes.
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    S11.E18: The Model Bride

    Lovely wedding and the couple just radiated with love. I preferred Eva's 2nd dress as opposed to the first, mainly because I detested the tiara. Reminded me of something you'd see on Toddlers and Tiaras. I was a bit 'meh' on the venue. I noticed that with the exception of Cynthia, who had her wedding at a museum, the ATL HWs seem to prefer non-traditional venues like warehouses that are blank canvases and have to be swathed in drapes and fabrics in order to be transformed into their vision. I love architecture and interior design so I prefer to see some architectural interest besides white drapes. I would think that would cut down on the design cost. I bet a good deal of Eva's budget went into staging. But she seemed to love it so that is what matters. I actually gasped when they showed snippets of Greg and Nene's wedding this episode. Utterly disrespectful!! Well, we did get Lil Mo signing "4ever" when Dennis proposed. FYI, I put that song back into rotation. I forgot how great her voice is. I miss power singers. Hell, I miss R&B. Elli Mai ain't cutting it.
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    S10:08 Aspyn's Royal Wedding

    This shows how half-assedly (hey, if the Browns can make up and misuse words, so can I) I was watching this show. I was so deep into my game of Cookie Jam that I didn't even register what the mother of the brides were wearing. Meri's look from head to toe is an abomination. But I guess you can't expect people who peddle and wear Lularoe to have great taste or wardrobes. The dress is bad enough but beige wedge sandals, that are barely worthy of wear to lunch at your local Outback restaurant, with gold and black evening wearing? She doesn't own a single pair of black pumps or something? Aspyn never seems more like Christine's daughter than when she is acting all gushy about Mitch.
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    S10:08 Aspyn's Royal Wedding

    The wedding venue was absolutely stunning. Aspyn and Mitch picked not only the perfect place but the perfect time of year because all the flowers were in full bloom. You know Mykelti, actual flowers and not flowers made out of garbage. Aspyn made a beautiful bride but I didn't love her dress. Kody is always pretty awkward and try hard around non-family but I've noticed that his behavior is that much more egregious and damn near bordering on offensive when he is in a group of guys. Its almost like he is overcompensating for something. One small interesting detail. We now know who is responsible for his new curly lock styles. He said of course, Robyn (and I think he also mentioned Maddie) have been helping him find products and ways to better style his curly locks. It was nice to see Kody pay a modicum of attention to Truly, even if he did offend her by saying they have the same hair. LOL! Did I mishear? Did Robyn say that the mega mansion she is renting costs pretty much the same to rent as the other houses? So a 7 bed/5.5 bath home costs the same to rent as a 3 bed/2-3 bath house? Where they do that at? Its a lucky thing Tony was wearing purple. If he was wearing red and carrying a drink in his hand people might have mistaken him for the Kool-aid man.
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    S09.E05: The Proof Hurts

    I will admit that I am worn out with the HW weeps and wrings her hands over a child going to college, but the Umansky scenes were by far my most favorite scenes of the episode. I could happily watch Mo curl his wife's hair for 30 str8 minutes. I am actually weirdly happy for his success and he is my fave franchise husband. However, the Umanskys have questionable test in eye wear. I've never seen so many ugly sunglasses in my life.
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    S09.E05: The Proof Hurts

    I didn't see WWHL, but apparently we got the whole 'just wait, all will be revealed later this season and you will all see I (we) were right" from Kyle. I've watched all the HW franchises except NJ, Dallas & Miami and I can't tell you how many times I've heard that shit. What I can tell you is how many times it turned about to be true - Zero and Never. Every time I see Rinna, I think of that old Rodney Dangerfield one-liner:
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    S10:07 Divided We Move

    I cackled when no one would ride with Kody on the trip to AZ. However, then I got kinda pissed because it seemed to wasteful to have drive that gas guzzling SUV with only 1 person in it. Couldn't they have consolidated and taken 1 less car? I can't find Mitch as repugnant as Fat Tony, however, Mitch and Aspyn situation just makes me more uncomfortable than Fat Tony and his wife. Fat Tony and Mykelti just seemed equally yoked (annoying and entitled) and they seem to dig one another equally. Why Asypn is so enamored of Mitch is utterly baffling. She seems way more into him that he is her. Plus, there is the whole plyg thing. Mitch says he hasn't heard the 'call' but is open to it. Frankly, I think just being open to it is 'the call'. He just has it on hold until he can finesse Asypn into thinking she heard it too.
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    S11.E01: Divided, They Summer

    I am more bummed out about the Lu/Dorinda fallout than I was about Carole and B. I knew Lu and B wouldn't last, but it was great that B was there for her during Lu's time of crisis. A+ reference. Her flirting is embarrassing and cringe-worthy, especially since the majority of the people we see subjected to it are in the service industry. I admit I always wanted to be that girl with 2 dates in 1 night - meeting Mr. X for drinks and Mr. Y for dinner. Sounds exhausting though. With her subtle as a sledge hammer flirt game, do y'all believe Ramona dates as prodigiously as she claims?
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    S11.E01: Divided, They Summer

    YAS!!! My fave main bishes are back!!! I was entertained the entire hour. I don't care. I find these women's mundane everyday life more interesting and exciting than what passes as high drama on the other franchises. I also love that with the exception of Tinsley, they don't walk around the house or even the streets with a face beat to the gawds AT. ALL. TIMES and wearing label whore clothes to the point of looking like costumes. BH squad engage a glam squad and does a costume change just to have drinks in their hotel rooms. Loved Luann's and Bs homes. Lu's backyard is so verdant and lush! I feel for B's loss, but I can't help but roll my eyes with her mentions of 'He wanted to marry me. We were engaged. I was wearing his ring.' I don't think Lu owes Dorinda an apology, but Lu definitely needs to fall back and go see if she can find that refreshing attitude and capability for self-reflection she had after her 1st rehab stint. I love me some Lu, but she can be very self-centered and I have no problem seeing her as a high maintenance friend who takes more than she gives. Dorinda was out of pocket, but she was there when no one else was, perhaps to her own detriment. I wonder if Sonja brought that apt or is she renting? Spoiler alert: she did paint that apt pink y'all. https://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-city/home-design/sonja-morgan-new-apartment-video-tour Duct tape and towels over the windows??? Girl... That is some trap house shit!! I am a verified broke bitch because I didn't even know that Bentley made SUVs. If you haven't driven in 5 years, starting back with a 6 figure car probably isn't the way to go. It seemed incredibly wasteful and ridiculous to send a car, a Bentley no less to someone who hasn't driven in 5 years so they can drive to the Hamptons. Just rent a freaking car!! Tinsley was being entirely too extra with all the screaming or dramatics. It is a car not Elon Musk's Space X shuttle.
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