Please know that in Louisville, we (at least we used to--born there but haven't lived there for 15 years) do have some decent schools that do teach other languages, geography, grammar, and about other cultures. That is all.
Ok it's not. I'm not sure what makes Sean so different from Chris. If Abbie doesn't work out, and he flips more houses, he's Chris in a couple of years going on fiancé tours.
AND Darcy, I could see leaving your kids for 6 weeks to build your business if you knew things would come to fruition, but chasing a boy toy is all about you.