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Skyler Durden

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  1. Alaska's lip filler is out of control. Gurl, put the needle down. And talk in a normal goddamn voice or you're going to start getting compared to LaGanja.
  2. I can't say anything that hasn't already been said. - There is no WAY that this chucklefuck had a passport just lying around. - It was gross that Max and Nev spent so much time ogling the hot girl as if that made it okay - Did anyone detect an undercurrent of masculine rage bubbling beneath the surface? Every once in a while his dumb eyes would flash with something that did not seem safe. - That Convent/hotel is gorge - Katy Perry. Gurl. Restraining order YESTERDAY.
  3. NO TRIXIE. She and her ugly fucking makeup had a chance and a second chance. Drop her and get some Willam up in this bitch.
  4. It's amazing what a lovefest this show became once fucking Derrick was finally kicked out.
  5. UGH. Watching her BEG for his love was so pathetic. Find some self-esteem, girl.
  6. People give Game of Thrones a lot of shit for all the rape, but I think, rape-for-rape, this is the rapiest fucking show on TV. That finance guy was gross, and playing that scene for humor doesn't give it a pass. Actually, almost all of the humor rang really flat for me. The entire waxing scene especially made me roll my eyes and left me cold. I am guessing that Louise is a huge book favorite; something about the way she burst onto the scene screamed of fan service. Mostly, I just came to say that that boy playing Jack's brother looks just like him. Either that kid is actually related, or that was some of the best look-alike casting I have ever seen.
  7. They really took the easy way out by conveniently turning Edison into a bad guy. All of Liv's actions to tank him are suddenly somehow justified. I would almost rather see her just break bad and fuck him over at the cost of her own soul. I am glad that Susan got to be the dumpER and walk away with some dignity. You smoke that cigarette, girl. I LOVE a manipulative handjob. That bathroom scene was kind of hot, even though Jake is stupid and I hate him.
  8. This is the first season where I don't hate anyone, and I am SO happy about that. I hated Cynthia's Charo schtick, but dammit, I liked HER. And I HOWLED when she yelled " I LOVED it!" when referring to her own performance. Bob is still my pick, but Thorgi (who I still pronounce with a hard G so it rhymes with Corgi) is definitely pulling on all of my feels. Controversial opinion: I haven't seen Untucked yet, but FUCK Trixie's makeup. I HATE it. On top on being fucking ugly, it's literally a distraction from the person underneath (whom I like). There should be a new rule: never work with children, animals, or Trixie's goddamn makeup. Because that shit will suck all the attention from whatever's on the stage.
  9. Am I an absolute monster for being horrified by Hope's neck? I fast-forwarded through most of the show, and the parts I didn't FF made me cringe. Making Toy and Colby relive their trauma again? Cringe. Watching Erin sing...AGAIN? Cringe. Watching Erin awkwardly out Bob? Cringe. Watching Colby's TWO random monologues that had nothing to do with ANYTHING (Cancer friend what?)? Cringe. Watching the world try and ship Felecia and Dolvett? Cringe. Watching Catholic and Catholic-er cross themselves for the 50 thousandth fucking time? EYEROLL followed by Cringe. This is the first season where I just. Didn't. Care. Also Hope's neck YOU ARE THINKING IT TOO.
  10. I UGLY cried during that murdercide. I'm trying not to cry at work as I think back on it.
  11. I know she went through some horrifying shit that no one should ever have to go through, but I am DONE with Toy. When she flippantly said something like "Derp dorp, I'm not ready to make smart choices!" before going down on those food truck tacos, I was, like, no. Willpower is not a prize you win, it's a daily struggle. She acted as if she hadn't "achieved" willpower, so she didn't need to bother trying. UGH, it really ground my gears. Ask the dozens of contestants who gained the weight back about how they "won" the magical gift of willpower. I think Hatch is clearly going to be in the top 3. He's a big dude, but most of it is pretty solid.
  12. So...can we get back to lawyerin' stuff now? Because I hate everything about this whole election subplot. Also, personal point of order: If JDM is going to work for Vanessa Williams (sorry, I am spacing on character names), he would be NOWHERE near the Golden Gate. He likely would have flown to SFO and gone south to San Jose. The Golden Gate is literally in the opposite direction of where he is going.
  13. So we are going to completely disregard the fact that there are at least 30 murderous little savages running around LA? Because that seems like a pretty big plot point to just toss out there and then forget about.
  14. I'm really hoping the Monica subplot is going somewhere. Otherwise, it was just a colossal waste of time, meant to show what, exactly? I was wondering that too. If she wanted to shame LAL into hiring her, wouldn't that make for a hell of an awkward basis for employment? What kind of toxic-ass work environment would that create?
  15. I'm usually crazy envious of her impeccable wardrobe, but that looked like something you would give an infant to chew on. I couldn't stop staring at it. It was SO big and bad and weird. @DisneyBoy if you really want details on episodes you missed, you might want follow Kim Reed's Good Wife Marathon posts. Jackie had Alzheimer's? I don't remember that. (Ugh, Sorry.)
  16. I CACKLED when the NSA dorks showed up. I didn't realize how much I missed them. Also, if Peter and Alicia DON'T get called out and mocked for standing in front of a badly-painted backdrop in an 80 degree school gym, then this show does not understand how real life works.
  17. Lizzie and David Rosen is the grossest gross that ever grossed. I was really pulling for Susan Ross. :-(
  18. Liv is still not trying to wrap her hair up at night I see. Not even a bonnet? Yeah this marriage is built on lies and wIll not last. I just cacklesnorted loudly, and now everyone knows that I am not actually working. Thanks -_-
  19. Since I did not see a single mention of it, I assume that I am in the wrong, but I feel like Asher said something that implied he had a son we have never met? From the Thing At The Lake? Also, real talk: If you are having hurried sex in a house full of people, just take the panties off and get to business. There is NO NEED to get fully naked. Only in movies and teevee does this happen. Come ON.
  20. entailed letting a gimp monster fuck him Pedantic point of order: Schmidt didn't let anyone do anything. That shit was savage and brutal.
  21. As a gay man I know where I stand in the 10-scale level of attractiveness; you know what is acceptable in your range to go after and who might have an interest you. Smart straight people usually know this two. In my single days, I would occasionally punch above my weight, and sometimes it would work (hello, dude who looked like Bradley Cooper). But I always, ALWAYS knew when I was being played. Ugly people usually don't live in bubbles. We know we're ugly. That sort of self-awareness is what keeps us from getting hurt. too, not two. How do you edit this thing?
  22. She must be so pitty and crotchy right now. Comments like this keep me coming back. Also, stupidest fucking victim ever if she watched 40 episodes and couldn't do a single reverse image search.
  23. Max and Todrick start in the most obvious place: a Facebook search Please don't change this. I want to see this show. I was underwhelmed by this completely average episode until Todrick spoke some serious truth: Michele is a prize. Along with being objectively very pretty (she is a goddamn QUEEN), she seems like a genuinely decent person. Fucking Devan looks like a total assclown compared to Michele.
  24. Moment of truth here: I really, really liked the Fish number. Or at least, I liked what the fish number had the potential to be if it weren't the total shit-show we all just saw. I would like to see some all-stars do it, but properly. Get Melanie up on that. Maybe pair her with Jenna. I WANT TO SEE THIS DONE BETTER, because I don't think it got the credit it deserved.
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