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Will Holston

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  1. I'm all in on #TeamTrinity at this point, which is a complete 180 from where I was preseason. I just love her. She's a star. I didn't get a good luck at her outfit until Untucked, but she is straight up wearing a denim, patched-up, country garter belt. Who else would do that? That being said, this is Shea's season to win, and I don't see her taking her foot off the gas for one second. And this week's Untucked proves it. She will absolutely deserves it if she wins.
  2. AGREED. I had written Trinity off preseason, but she's really winning me over. She's got a touch of Alyssa Edwards in her, and I appreciate it. She was far and way the best this week. The way she interacted with her sidekick was perfect. I had a feeling Aja would be bottom 3. Lip syncing is the #1 reason she got on the show, I think. If you look her up on YouTube, she's a lip sync queen 100%. I have the feeling she's going to be sending a lot of girls home in the coming weeks.
  3. I've driven through Joplin, MO many times. It is many things, but a hub of fashion modeling isn't one of them. It is, however, home of the Precious Moments Museum and Chapel, which is one of the most surreal, absurd places I've ever visited, and I highly recommend it to anyone looking for their mind to be blown.
  4. Aja has a video of herself doing a lip sync performance of 'Ironic' on YouTube and it's just the most delightful thing. So I'm in on her. My friend in Chicago has been singing the praises of Shea for awhile.
  5. I've never cosigned a 'crack pot' theory more than this one. All of the '____ Life' shows are super guilty of this (Island Life, Hawaii Life, etc ...) I watched a marathon of at least 5 Island Life episodes once where every single episode ended with the house hunting couple's offer being rejected and them saying, 'we're still looking for our island paradise.' RAGE.
  6. I kept waiting for Earth: Final Conflict to be a game time answer. If you're looking for a truly terrible Biblical TV movie, I highly recommend the 1999 Noah's Ark movie with Jon Voight, Mary Steenburgen, Alexis Denisof, Emily Mortimer, Sydney Tamia Poitier, and F. Murray Abraham as Lot, a character who has nothing to do with the Noah story in any way in The Bible. See it just to watch him get sucked up into a water tornado and Carol Kane turn into a pillar of salt. Oh, also James Coburn plays a goods peddler who visits the ark post-flood and sells them stuff like a rice paddy hat for a penguin.
  7. Embarrassed to admit how quickly I recognized the lyrics to the Pokemon theme, though I did briefly consider that it COULD have been a Eurovision entry. Weirder things have surely happened. (David Tennant technically hosted an episode of Nevermind The Buzzcocks, but he wasn't THE HOST of a show per se *takes of technicality police hat*)
  8. Oh my god. This was infuriating even to listen to.
  9. Next season, I'd like to have a better understanding of what Marc Joubert's job actually IS, because I still have no idea what his role on the movie was. He didn't seem to be doing anything except be frustrated in confessionals about people who were actually doing something.
  10. Every time Deception gets a mention on the show, it makes me happy as it is the only reward I receive for somehow watching that whole season.
  11. MISFITS! An MTV version of Misfits would fit in nicely with Teen Wolf or Scream, even though the potential for awfulness would be high.
  12. Douchey hair cop son being the killer would be such a boring resolution, but him surviving and 'getting the girl' is also an awful resolution, as he is the worst. He rivals judgy ex-boyfriend on UnREAL for most intolerable character on television. And two episodes without a kill is absurd. All that being said, if the season does end up how it seems, I do have a guilty appreciation for a show that creates such an obvious Sarah Koenig clone and makes her a serial killer.
  13. Speaking of Deidra Hall. My go to Deidra Hall is this parody of her At Home video from the comedian that did Welcome To My Home.
  14. As long as she doesn't end up with her drippy ex-boyfriend, cuz he's the WORST.
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