WhyIsTheRumGone

Well in this case you have to squint until your eyes are damn near shut. I know that the age of an actor doesn’t necessarily match the age of the character they’re portraying, and generally I’m fine with that. But Alley Mills is 71 years old, and Esme is supposed to be around 20. Holy geriatric pregnancy, Batman! Jon Lindstrom/Ryan’s age is less of an issue, because men can continue to make babies with one foot already in the grave. I know it’s not impossible, but Carly/Donna was more than enough suspension of disbelief for me. And now Liz with this fake pregnancy lie. What’s next - Sam and Dante expecting a tiny bundle of joy? Lord, I’d have to take a break from this show if that happens. Not forever, but at least for her inevitable 14 month gestation period. All that being said, I’m enjoying the storyline so far. AM and JL are entertaining together and I can’t wait to add AP to the mix.

So she’d bleed out faster, is my guess. Any doctor will tell you that if you’ve been stabbed or impaled with something do not pull it out. It’s the only thing plugging the hole. Also, depending on what the object is - it might do more harm coming out than going in (e.g., fishing hooks).

At a normal hospital, sure. At GH the COS has a full patient load. Practicing their specialty, as well as every other doctor’s specialty…

Well in Jill’s defense, he was a 5 year old the last time she saw him. He went from wanting a toy car to a real one in a couple of months. At that rate he would have been ready for one of these by next Christmas...

Hmmm...let’s see: Taggert & Jordan are “next.” Cyrus knows all about TJ. We just found out that Trina is Taggert’s daughter. They’re making such a huge deal about the upcoming dance. Hey GH writers -

The teaser from AMC And they’ve set a premiere date: AMC Sets Two-Night Premiere for Jason Segel’s ‘Dispatches From Elsewhere’

I’ve pretty much been able to ignore Frew’s slipping in and out of whatever the hell accent he’s attempting. But the way he said “ever so eager” (or “evah so egah”) had me dying! Does he think he comes from Bon Temps? I can’t wait for him to go toe to toe with Julian and declare “Kim is MAHN!!!”

I’m surprised the whole damn wedding reception didn’t run in there to see what the hell was going on. Lord, have mercy. Roller should have lifted that dress up a little higher and shoved some of it in her mouth. I was real happy for Desna getting in a little stress relief before the shit hit the fan, but good Lord. Like my Grandma used to say when I would forget to use my inside voice: “Girl...hush that fuss! Ain’t no need for the whole damn neighborhood to hear you!”

Promo photos:

I still think Dr. Ruval is involved with the Haitian mafia. Or maybe hope is the better word, because if he isn't I'm going to have to keep calling him Dr. Do-nothing. I'd like to see Roller stick around, but wouldn't it just be Desna's luck if he gets knocked off, Desna thinks she's safe, but we find out her 'Anti-Roller' man is far more dangerous?

Looks like we'll get to see how Desna and Roller met this episode: Niecy's IG post Can't wait.

Naaaa...just the greatest. But in all seriousness, any well wishes for Tom Brady coming from the NFL and ESPN are disingenuous at best.

Discuss any spoilers/speculation here. The press releases for the final 3 episodes of season 1 (from SpoilerTV.com):

Roller is being raped. Repeatedly. He is her sex slave. Hence the shock collar with the padlock on it. Not screaming "No!" or "Stop!" doesn't mean it's not rape. Neither does feeling any kind of physical pleasure from the act. Not all victims of rape are good people. Roller certainly isn't. None of these people are, except Dean and the kids.

The possibility of a Fedal final in 2017 is still alive! ...we're totally getting Wawrinka vs. Dimitrov, aren't we?