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VioletNevermind

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  1. Damn. Pastor Cal looked like he wanted to grab Michael up out of that chair by the seat of his dress shorts and take him to the parking lot. (Still, you dodged a bullet there, Michael. Good choice.)
  2. I feel like Michael is trying to let her down easy. Even if he decides to stay married tonight, I don’t think this will last. I don’t even blame him either. Chloe is a lot and there’s no way I could withstand it.
  3. Hi, can you please DM me as well? I'm honestly horrified that this could be shut down. I'm a looong-time lurker here, but reading these posts has been a source of entertainment (and, in a weird way, comfort) for me for so long. *sigh*
  4. Boy. Nathalia is so young, but really does seem to have a maturity that the rest of them lack. Her question to Danielle about doing this because she wants to or just to please Garrick was wise beyond her years. Dannielle needs to get some help. As for Garrick, I find him absolutely nauseating. If he had a word crawl across his forehead during the conversation outside with the three of them, it would have said, “Danni, if you fuck this up for me . . . “
  5. I wish someone would reach over and knock that damn ball cap right off of Austin’s head. Come on, man. He looks like he’s about 14-years-old.
  6. Wow, I’m in the wrong business. I need to start taking retouched Polaroids of people and then telling them what they want to hear while wearing a pair of massive glasses.
  7. Lauren, WTF. On behalf of all women, why are you entertaining this nonsense?! A man dumps you like a bag of dirt on your honeymoon and you sit there weeks later, discussing being “more than friends” with him? I hope that she was at least reimbursed for the gas she burned getting to the archery place.
  8. I don’t say this in support of Austin by any means, but Becca constantly presenting herself to him like a cat in heat probably didn’t help matters. But at the end of the day, he simply wasn’t sexually attracted to her . . . and that’s okay. I would just respect Austin a lot more if he flat-out admitted it. It would definitely sting, but I have a feeling that Becca would, too. Hey, if we have to suffer, you should, too! 😂
  9. Between the animal sanctuary and Chloe’s gaggle of foster children, I think Michael was just given his easy out. Start picking out which producer you want to spend decision night with!
  10. Number of times Chloe has said, “kiddos:”four. A very random observation, but I hate that word with a passion, second only to “doggos.” Just no. Also, Emily has an incredible amount of shit to pack! Somehow, I’m not surprised.
  11. Danielle, girl, how much more indignity and public humiliation do you need to take before you realize that you’re being played by your own “husband?” I enjoy making fun of doofi on TLC as much as the next Primetimer, but this is rough to watch.
  12. Garrick said he felt a “wind” blow over them. Come on, man, you’re making it too easy.
  13. Don’t forget to mention that necklace with the huge pendant on the end, looking like something from Temu. To each their own, I suppose. 😂
  14. This dude is a player of the highest order, but that baby is ridiculously adorable. It’s too bad that she has to grow up in this dysfunction, though.
  15. “Ethical nonmonogamy.” That’s a new one for me! This poor schlub.
  16. Help me, Jesus. This is just round one?! When did this middle school cafeteria he said/she said stuff become part of the MAFS decision day viewing experience? Also, Brennan, you would do best to just keep your mouth shut, sir. Nothing you have to say is of use here.
  17. I’m glad they gave Cameron the opportunity to speak first. She was never attracted to him and clearly looked down her nose at him from day one, so she can put away that stank face after he told her he viewed her as a sister.
  18. Dr. Pia to Becca: “Tell your anxiety to shut up.” Good grief, please don’t let her ever provide any actual counseling to a troubled person. As for Becca, (I say this from a place of great empathy because I went through exactly this situation as a very young married woman eons ago) her desperation is more apparent than ever. Any man who creates this kind of uncertainty and internal dissonance is simply not worth it. You don’t need to “center yourself” or “take some time.” You need to get the hell out of there ASAP. Say it with me, Becca: He. Will. Not. Change.
  19. I have been watching this godforsaken show since day one. As a MAFS OG, I feel like I can say with authority that this has to be one of the top three worst seasons. No one likes anyone and the guys are complete duds. One caveat: I will give Michael a temporary pass because although he isn’t my type of guy, I think he’s a decent man, but every time he’s on my screen, I have to endure Chloe, so . . . ugh. As for these two, I think it’s hilarious that they were given an assignment to visit a sex shop. The experts are so desperate for someone -anyone!- to have sex. Chloe isn’t helping anything by giggling constantly while Michael attempts to fulfill the assignment. For someone who claims to be so free sexually, the nervous laughter makes me doubt it Emily is just embarrassing at this point. It’s so ridiculous that I’m almost rooting for Brennan (joking, but you know what I mean). He is easily one of the most dastardly of all MAFS men- the Gaslight King. We could all see it coming when Emily was so thrilled about what she perceived as a turning point in their “relationship” post-accident. Brennan has clearly regretted his decision to participate in this from day one. She’s young; she’ll get through it and rebound. As for Brennan, I hope that these episodes can serve as a PSA to all potential girlfriends of the future. Austin and Becca’s issues are pretty clear-cut to me: Austin was never attracted to Becca and had no interest in trying to get there, but felt guilty about it. He’s another man who has been counting the hours until Decision Day. He’s just handled it with more sensitivity and decency than Brennan. As for Clare, who cares, honestly? How small and petty does she look, weeping with Emily and breaking the devastating news that their “husbands” are double-dating? Please.
  20. Emily wants to “keep the post-trauma happy vibes going.” Bless her heart. I do have to commend the way he has tended to her during her recovery, but Brennan will leave his car running in the parking lot during his turn on Decision Day. He has had one foot out the door since day one.
  21. Orion is being given an amount of grace by both Lauren and Dr. Pia that I don’t think he deserves in the slightest. He’s too much of a weakling to simply admit that he regrets getting married, so he’ll base his rejection of Lauren and the marriage on Lauren’s “racism.” The fucking audacity of this asshole; it boggles my mind. It’s time for Lauren to cut her losses and simply walk away, show or no show. As for Orion, I hope the next person he dates takes his ass to school. I truly dislike Brennan. He’s not attracted to Emily and doesn’t want to say it (speaking of cowards). He was dead wrong not to move in with her and at least give her the respect of making a demonstrable effort. I enjoy Cameron. I think he’s one of those people who plays the class clown when he’s a little bit uncomfortable, but he has a good heart and is clearly successful. Clare would do well to stick it out and see where it goes. I do worry that she’s not physically attracted to him, but that can evolve over time as their connection strengthens. Other Couple (i’m so bad with names): I like their relationship and I like both of them. All I can do is hope that it works out.
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