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And he'll aim for the obviously untrustworthy "outsiders" (meaning uglies) first. I hate to tell him, I don't trust anyone whose head is the exact same width as their neck.

New England native here - (NH, not Mass, but close enough) I lol'ed when he was talking about "burning their bras" because I heard 'brars' - just like my grandma would've said! If she'd ever have talked about burning bras, that is.

Tom: (paraphrasing because I don't remember exactly what he said) "So, James, who knew an IndyCar driver could dance?" Me: Uh... remember the guy who won season 5? You know, his name was Helio. Short guy, big smile, Brazilian... no? Okay then. NGL, I'm here mostly for Hinch, because he's a goddamn delightful human being - it's a bonus that he's actually really good! It's a little weird for me to think of him as being 'sexy' though, because I'm more used to the dorktacular guy you saw in the package - that's Hinch all day long. His first race after replacing Danica Patrick when she moved to NASCAR, he wore a long brunette wig to driver introductions. Glad Amber went home because although I really wanted her to be amazing she just...wasn't. And the package stuff was getting painful to watch. Eff you, Maks. Seriously. Please, mirror ball gods, let Lochte go next, I can't take the dumb anymore. I spent the entire shower part of Jana and Gleb's dance (there's a sentence I never thought I'd type) gritting my teeth waiting for someone to slip and snap an ankle. So kudos for that, although I could've done without that part altogether. Pitbull - just ew. Ew ew ew ew besides the gross comments to Jana, although I realize it was the song title, perhaps don't put your hands on other female judges while saying "I can't keep my hands to myself" - just a thought? Ew.

*Paul wins final HOH* Me: FRIENDSHIIIIIIII - *Paul evicts James* Me: .......P? Idiot. $450k mistake right there. I was a little surprised Nicole won but figured it would be close - if Paul had taken James, in my mind no question he would've won. Meh. At the very least I can hope they won't put Nicole on any future shows. If I never hear a whiny, baby-talking, squeaky, extraaaaaaaaah vowelllll eaaaaddddiinnnnggguh voice again, it will be too soon. (and that goes for Nicole AND Natalie AND Meech half the time AND whatever weird giggly baby talk Brigitte did) Women: for the love of everything, speak like normal humans. Deliberately speaking in a creepy whiny little girl voice is not cute.

Most of these idiots annoy the shit out of me. If I never hear Nicole talkeeeeeen abouuuwwwt buddons (or anything else) again, that's fine with me. Tiffany and her hysterical paranoia got on my last nerve. Corey is a vacuous nothing. Paulie is every asshole dudebro I hated in high school. But. I have a confession to make. Paul actually makes me laugh. I don't know what it is, I just find him hilarious for some reason, even though I know he should annoy me. At the very least, he's not an overt dick to people, even if he's totally full of shit. At least he's somehow (to me) amusingly full of shit . He.....he might be my boy. *hangs head in shame*

Fixed that for you. Does she honestly think her acting choices are anything but utterly ridiculous? What kind of strange hellish stick-leg yoga was she doing while sitting in the chair in the hotel room? Who sits like that? Her entire seductress routine made my skin crawl. James Patrick Stuart can chew scenery with the best of them, but I felt badly for him having to try and make that scene look sexy.

After way too long *coughtwentyfiveyearscough* of watching, I finally got on the barge a few months ago - just watched (well, fast forwarded most of it) Friday for the first time since then because of Matt Cohen (Griffin). (He's a lovely guy, have met him at a few Supernatural cons - I wish he wasn't stuck with the orange moobster!) Nice (or horrible) to see some things haven't changed. Nina and Franco are still unwatchable, ditto Kiki and Morgan - Ugh. And Liz is still worreeeeeen about whatever kid she's messed up this time. It's like I never left! Anyway, I'm on board for Griffin/Lucas. Which means it'll never happen.

Shoshannah Stern is deaf IRL - if you want to see her being snarky and competent on an older show (Bonnie threw some EPIC shade at Mimi for sure), watch Jericho (I believe it's on Netflix). Loved her and loved Mildred, can Robbie Thompson write more episodes please?

I liked Rowena in previous episodes. This one, she started to grate on me. I'm firmly in the 'can't imagine Crowley's falling for that' camp - I mean, I can see he might have unresolved mommy issues, but if she left him when he was 8, it'd be abandoment issues, not immediately believing every word she says because she mentally tortured him for a lifetime issues. He'd better have some sort of long game going on here, because if he's just really that easily manipulated by super OTT acting - lame. I like my Crowley smart. Sort of the same thing with Claire as Rowena - I didn't mind her in the last episode, this time I wasn't particularly interested in revisiting her teen angst. Got it the last time around. Good luck with the hitchhiking, what could possibly go wrong? Am interested to see what 'many steps' they have to take to get rid of the MoC (if that wasn't just Metatron being full of shit). Step 1. Find Cain? I have been there and hugged that, and I'm sorry (but not really sorry) to say, in person it's no different. Standing in the photo op line with a bunch of other people who were all staring at him from a distance in awed silence, the woman keeping the line in order said "It's like looking at the sun, isn't it?" Yep. Like looking at the fucking sun. And although I mentally know he's tall (I'm 5'2"), since he's next to Gigantor half the time you don't really realize HOW tall and broad shouldered and - yeah. But he was also very nice and friendly and huggy so - no worries!