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Joey’s fate was sealed when he picked the ugly ring.

Btw- this is the school: https://www.avenues.org/ny/

Erin, honey, you are not representing our people well. WE FEED PEOPLE! That party made no sense. Also, did she refer to her husband’s cocktail as a ‘fruity Mexican drink’? I did not need to see Brooksy and Meredith Marks. Jessel is extremely awkward, and no sweetie, you don’t need to send your kids to $62k/year preschool. I don’t mind Brynn. Erin’s sister on the other hand…

Korto talked herself right out of the competition tonight. I do not believe she had the worst look tonight. I love Bishme, so I won’t say how I felt about his look other than he was really lucky that Korto had a lot to say at judging. I also love Rami, but no way I would have put his look in the top. It was…. Sorry, I dozed off for a few minutes while thinking about his look. In fact, during the runway, I assumed that it would be Rami or Bishme going home.

Wow- I had liked both Aarons prior to this evening, and now I dislike fireman Aaron and I’m on the fence about the other. The FP thing is ridiculous. Cowboy/wrestler is super annoying. I still don’t like Brayden, but I think he’s an immature narcissist, not evil. The majority of these men fare better the less you see/hear/know of them.

In general, I enjoyed this episode. It was silly to have the runway show in the rain, although I had a good laugh every time they showed Nina removing her sunglasses. Apparently I'm alone in this, but I liked Koto's look and understood why she upset to be safe. She's excessively salty at times, but I've liked many of her looks. I've always adored Laurence. I don't think she reinvents the wheel, but she does what she does extremely well. I'm not personally a fan of all the sheer dresses we see these days, but Bishme deserved the win (and I simply adore him as a person). Prajje has never impressed me as much as he impresses himself, and he did not invent the top that Brittney made. Brittney continues to surprise me- I like that she's sticking with what she does best. Ramy is a lovely person, his dress was beautifully made, and Mimi sold the hell out of it, but I think the correct person was chosen for the win. Kara Saun probably should have been gone weeks ago. She's a talented costume designer, and it was nice to see her again, but she makes costumes. Sad to hear about her mother, and it better explained some of the choices she made throughout the season. Interesting that with all the storytelling she did about her designs, this was the first we heard about this (unless I missed something earlier in the season).

Thank you! I needed a good laugh today.

I read this completely differently. Che neither cooks nor uses their kitchen, much like the Carrie of yore. Aiden and Carrie (who we have recently been shown now tries to cook) purchased some items to make Che's apartment/ Airbnb more comfortable for themselves, and others that stay there in the future. I don't hate the Carrie/Aiden relationship, nor do I think her wondering if she had made a mistake changes anything about her relationship with Big. She was immature when she cheated on Aiden. Big was glamorous, and someone she considered less attainable. Aiden was clear in his intentions and available to her. She wasn't the first person to want what she couldn't really have. I am older, and have revisited friendships with former partners who didn't work out for various reasons. Ther are always moments of doubt about decisions we have made in the past. The only thing that really bothered me about this episode was Charlotte throwing away $300+ worth of Spanx!

Anna’s outfit was giving me a cut rate Captain Picard loungewear vibe. Happy to see Anna gone, though any of the bottom three could have been gone this week. I also immediately got Victory Tour vibes from Kara Saun’s costume, and did Prajje say that Kara Saun’s design was overwrought? Not disagreeing but did he look at his design??? No complaints with a Bishme win, but I’ve been surprisingly impressed with Brittany.

In fairness, just a single night in a top NYC hotel costs a fortune.

If she doesn’t marry Dotun, I will!

Anna has more lives than this guy.

Sean is a petulant baby who is not nearly as attractive as he thinks he is. Tanner looks like a dozen other contesticles who I’m seen on BIP. I’m sure he’ll fit in well when he eventually arrives in Mexico.

Ha! I love the fact that she wasn't even on this episode (except for in the previously and coming attractions) and you've had enough.

1) no one needs that much stuff for two nights in the Hamptons off season. 2) if you’re having people stay in your home, have food (other than caviar) available. 3) as if every single woman there hasn’t googled Jenna and doesn’t already know the story of her being outed. 4) it’s a freaking gift, you insecure fashion-victim pain in the ass in a strange marriage. 5) a size large isn’t an insult. 6) these women are tacky. Say it with me- money can’t buy you class.

I’m not making a statement on anyone’s beauty- this is about Anna and her overinflated ego. She’s the one who said she’s the most beautiful this episode, and has made similar comments many other times.

Rami was robbed. Kara Saun made an ill-fitting costume. Anna would have gone home weeks ago if Christian didn’t continually stop her from making the designs she wants to make. Delusion thy name is Anna, the most-beautiful woman in the world. Farewell Fabio. I like him, but I’ve been underwhelmed by his work this season.

Kara Saun’s was one of the favorites? Huh.

I was more troubled by the fact that all of the classically trained bakers made dakwa instead of dacquoise. Next they will be making marscapone filled macaroons. The Italian trained American baker needs to get off of his high horse about no donuts in Italy. They are called bombolone and they are delicious.

My daughter was both impressed that I guessed Atlantic Beach Pie, and angry that I have never made it for her.

Why would anyone want to talk about Maryland? The RHOP live in Maryland and they manage to never talk about Maryland.

I’m warming to Charity as the bachelorette. While I simply do not understand her attraction to Brayden, I appreciate that she has been less dramatic than recent leads who ended every single event after the slightest bit of drama.

I absolutely do not want Brayden to sex me up.

Chris is one sneaky Mormon.

That was cruel and unusual. The 12 people watching this show don't need a recap. We just need it to end already.