[R&B Divas: Atlanta - General Discussion]

So first of all, don't start a sentence with first of all okay?

[Kandi's Wedding: Going to the Chapel and... Mama Joyce is Pissed.]

Is this the Young & the Restless? Everyone in ATL has the same lawyer??

Hee! And remember how John Silva magically practiced every type of law? J'Abot planning a Newman takeover? Call John Silva. Jill and Katherine fighting over Phillip's estate? Call John Silva. Crazy Sheila's murder trial? Call John Silva. He's like Saiontz&Kirk. "If you've got a job, you've got a lawyer."

I never realized how small Todd is. He's almost child-sized. His boy CJ seems kind of corny. Like if you were out, he'd be the one you'd least want to approach you. Well him and the big creepy one in the red pants. And Peter. Okay all of them. And now I can't get Kandi's No Scrubs out of my head.

Kandi seemed really bored and kind of disappointed with that bachelorette party. I know I would've been.

It's funny how Joyce can clutch her pearls because Todd's mom called her a bitch, but selectively leave out the part where she told his mom to shut the fuck up. I laughed when she called Kandi's father Ghost Dad though.

[Kandi's Wedding: Going to the Chapel and... Mama Joyce is Pissed.]

Oh lord, this is going to be priceless reading

https://www.facebook.com/MamaJoyceFans

I know damned well Joyce didn't write that herself. Probably had Benny do it.

[Kandi's Wedding: Going to the Chapel and... Mama Joyce is Pissed.]

Out of 14 kids, I'll bet those two are the only ones who can tolerate Joyce.

Joyce is full of it. Sure she just wanted to take Riley to a movie. So she could talk shit about Tow-It and Tow-It's family and pump Riley for information. Poor Riley. She's the only one who is truly in the middle. I feel sorry for her and Tow-It's daughter, who no doubt has heard the things being said and done to her father and grandparents.

Both Joyce and her sister (the one who looks like the baby on Dinosaurs) have said they want to be "left alone." So leave then. Why are you always on camera? I did laugh when Aunt Baby Dinosaur announced her conspiracy theory about Tow-It's Jedi mind trick and then spun around in her chair like she just caught Bin Laden. Mean ass old lady.

I did laugh at Joyce's face when she thought Kandi was pregnant. Hee! Good one Tow-It.

[Dina Manzo: The Bitch is Back]

One question. What is the name of Dina's two legged cat?

I am going with Aviva.

That was a cat? I thought it was a chihuahua.

[Kandi's Wedding: Going to the Chapel and... Mama Joyce is Pissed.]

I see Aunt Nora and Cousin Weenie (!) have that voice tremor that Mama Joyce has.

So does Kandi. I'm glad to see Riley didn't inherit it.

My mom has a rack of mean as hell sisters too and they get meaner the older they get. I wonder why they had a change of heart regarding Kandi marrying "Tow-It." And I wonder why Kandi didn't correct Joyce when she called Tow-It's mom a prostitute.