AuntieDiane6

The families probably preferred to have everyone gather in Florida rather than Houston -- which is not pleasant in the summer.

I thnk it was rushed because viewers wouldn't want or need to see an entire religious ceremony.

I think they're just creating a storyline, that's all.

Was anyone as annoyed as I was over the INCESSANT MUSIC??? OMG, it was so loud that I could barely hear them taik. And it changed every 30 SECONDS. I think they must have believed it was a boring episode and they better jazz it up.

A friend's daughter took a year off and she's bored out of her mind. Her friends are away at college, having fun while she's hanging around with 60-year-olds at the restoration village where she's working and she's too young to go to bars and too old to hang out with the kids back in high school. A 'gap year' is great if you're Prince William and you're building giraffe habitats in Africa or studying Chaucer in England but if you're home sitting around fighting with your stepsister, you end up like … Ashlee on RHoNJ or heaven forbid, the Curtin girls. My brother has six kids and his attitude is, I'll pay for college or a trade school (cosmetology, mechanics etc.) but if you want to sit around, then you've declared you're an adult and you'll be paying your own bills. And if they STILL couldn't figure out what they wanted to do, he was more than happy to march them down to the military recruiters office. Which, by the way, is not a bad idea for kids who don't know what they want. If Kayla was MY daughter, I'd tell her to go over to the local community college and look into taking business courses, art courses, fashion design courses and computer courses and then she can easily find work at a local retail store to get a feel for the industry. College may not be for everybody, but it's difficult to believe she graduated from high school in New York and could still act like she had no idea what was coming next besides earning $30,000 a season as a bit player for RHoA. And maybe if Kandi had a business degree, she wouldn't have gotten financially outsmarted by that cow Kim.

I thought that WAS Tyler Perry.

If you have a dream about Brooks or Slade Smiley, I will have to kill you. It will be for your own good.

True. At the same time, I question that. The show's popularity waned a LONG time ago and only diehard fans are still watching.

I think she's suffering from Dwight Schrute (The Office) syndrome: she wasn't an Assistant Buyer, she was assistant TO the buyer.

Teresa and Joe clearly don't believe in paying any creditor if they don't get the result they want. No baby boy, no pay the fertility doctor. No probation for Teresa, no pay the lawyers.

Maybe the ants ate them … Or you just re-use them. I know a Catholic family whose daughters are: Mary Catherine, Mary Elizabeth, Mary Anne, Mary Frances, Mary Margaret ….

One last comment about the dogs: there are several German Shepherd rescue groups that take dogs like these and rehabilitate and re-house them Just like there are groups for pit bulls … With all this publicity, I'm sure they will find a loving home with people who are experienced with guard dogs.

She was at the closing for her home, but none of the other properties …

With budget cuts and taxpayers highly reluctant to pay for social services, there is barely enough money to investigate actual child abuse, much less potential child abuse.

The problem for Joe is that Milania will end up coming BACK.

She's getting ready for the divorce hearings …. Speaking of which, a divorce for her will be very expensive. Any lawyer will ask for a massive retainer upfront. I wondered how she could afford it, but then I remembered that her family will probably pay for it. Or In Touch magazine. Another question: if Joe is going to go into rehab (an opportunity to get better housing), WHY CAN'T THE COURT FORCE HIM TO GET IT NOW? If he has a "problem," why don't they require him to quit drinking NOW?

Teresa doesn't have the money to hire a divorce lawyer and she can't go the public defender route …

I have some unemployed friends who are really struggling. I guess I should tell them about this place … you forgot to add that they get free health care too! As for GIA, she has an agency: Xist Talent, so I'm sure she's thinking of how she can turn this into a media opportunity. And there are plenty of female relatives who will be running the house so Joe can be doing whatever he does all day. I suspect he may be busting some heads … Albert Manzo's father doesn't end up in the trunk of his car because he was examining the back fender and fell in …

There has been speculation about divorce. No way. WHAT LAWYER IS GOING TO TAKE THE CASE? They'd never get paid. Why did they take the plea if they didn't understand it. LAWYER: "If you want to fight it, it will cost you another $100,000 IN CASH. IN ADVANCE." Joe taking care of the kids? No way. His widowed mom will move in. He will be busy with his "bidnezzes" and his girlfriends. He's got the best pickup line: "Hey, my c*** wife is in the pen for the next year and I'm headed there next. Baby, I need some lovin', ya know, to get me through all this."

You're welcome. It's fascinating, isn't it? The scenes of Teresa walking through her soon-to-be finished mansion, the furniture shopping, Jac with a normal face …

Thanks to all who expressed good wishes … All is good! Unless, of course, you're a Giudice.

I think he'll play one of his favorite games!! You know, like, PLEAD THE FIFTH …

TIVO and DVR ALERT: Bravo is running SEASON 1 of RHoNJ ALL DAY FRIDAY!! AT 9 on MONDAY, Andy will have a sit-down with his favorite fraud-a-licious felons: Joe and Teresa. Edited to add: BuzzFeed News described Joe as a "steroidal stump." HA!

ON NANCY GRACE RIGHT NOW: Vicki Hyman and ALEX McCORD, who, by the way, has very nice hair now. Nancy incredulous about lying on pre-sentence report. Nancy asked if Teresa had hair and makeup people with her. Alex said that Teresa might have wanted to make sure she had a job afterwards …

I want to thank you all for contributing to my recovering health … I have a slight eye infection and a saline wash was recommended or tears. But given that it's a beautiful sunny day and all is well in my world (my brother just had successful brain tumor surgery), I couldn't mount any tears…. Until now. I have been doubled over with tears of LAUGHTER from your comments … Fedilicious!!! (and from another site .. Joe and Teresa Fraudice) My saline eye wash is complete. So thank you. I owe you all a slug from my paper bagged Fabellini: the choice of 4 out of every 5 parolees.