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Loved Jared comparing the situation to Julia Roberts movies. Also, Jared thinking fondly of how he had celebrated earlier in the morning. And whatever Ehrlich proudly said to Russ about "fucking myself."

These women are starting to make me feel sad. They are, what? Ranging in age from 40 to 58? And they are hanging all over these twenty-something's? It is no more attractive when the man is thirty years older than the woman. Sonja is already clingy and needy with the German guy. Did Beth say, "Oh, my god. Oh, my god. I love you" to Fredrik's husband? Ramona: Were you the 11/7 at Sonja's? Dominic: The 11/7? Ramona: Yeah, you arrive at 12 and you leave at 7.

After seeing "Waiting for Guffman," I can't hear the word stool without giggling. Stool Capital of the World. Snagastool. Haven't they already shown us an update of the BBQ guys? And I think they even showed the guy wearing a pig costume. Those collectibles. Just what we all need: more crap that ends up thrown out by whoever gets the job of emptying a house that has to be put on the market.

17wheatthins: Our DVRs must look exactly alike! That beige sweater was one of Monica's less attractive garments?! It was gorgeous. I need one now. Richard was very funny when he protested, "I told you I don't need to go pee." He said it like a six-year-old.

Back and forth, back and forth, then finally: "So what are you going to say when they ask you your name?" Pause. "Sawah." I usually roll my eyes during Portia scenes, but that was really cute.

I loved what "bro" supposedly meant in various languages.

I could not agree more! Yes, it was terrible to cheat on her, but I have always wondered how Mario could tolerate Ramona. She never shuts up AND everything she says makes me stabby. She is in great shape but aren't there a lot of women out there in great shape who aren't so annoying?

It was only painted four years ago. How did it get so dirty? Hee, hee. Then: It was preemptive. Like a juice cleanse. (Sorry for paraphrasing so often. I'm just trying to capture the gist of everything.)

Gary's fear and anxiety were painful for me to watch. He worships Selina. He only wanted to please her. So funny the way he touched the ice sculpture. Yosemite Sam... Without the credibility. I'm, like, the opposite of Mel Gibson. Triangles and "art", another Seinfeld reference. ... so pretty.. It's called "Massacre." I actually do do have to do that. It's filtering out, like, every other word. I usually just do that myself. Richard is so cute, thinking Jonah is the coolest.

Carole has hairy toes! (I have to shave mine, too.) What is up with Bethenny's hair in the THs in which she's wearing the turquoise shirt? Ramona is just insane. Her eyes are leaping out of her head. The balls on her to take the dress, claim she lost it, then post a photo of herself in the dress months later. Any psychiatrists watching this show? Why is Ramona so self-righteous and confident? Dorinda is very funny: (in the deepest voice) "I'd like extra Worcestershire. Right away. . . . And I like salt." While Ramona and Sonja are bickering.

Wow. Penny spreading a rumor about another actress? Not cool.

LisaR: Kim, let me talk, please-- Kim: I was going to talk-- I was talking first, so let me finish-- LisaR: I'm gonna talk right now Kim: I'm not done yet. LisaR: I am going to talk first-- Kim: No, I was talking first-- LisaR: You showed up at my house-- Kim: I was talking first-- LisaR: Kim, listen!

I adore Gary and I adored Buster Bluth. So adorable when Gary murmured that he had never looked at Madam President from that angle, and that she looked radiant. Also, "You're holding it wrong!"

I loved Amy referencing a "chicken and egg" scenario and Richard trying to amuse her with something about the chicken refusing to ovulate. And, of course, Gary's dismay upon realizing that, "This bag was not returned to me in the condition I expected. There were a lot of loose lids!"

I'm squeeing with joy. Loved every moment. Richard is hilarious. Patton Oswalt is hilariously short. Future Whatever. There are literally no words. Potus calls me Mike! That's your name. Am I talking? It's hard for me to hear me!

Oh, my goodness gracious; am I a terrible person if I'm kind of impressed by how well and quickly she comes up with these lies?

Carole would look cute with a shorter hairstyle.

I plan to rewatch, but did Dorinda announce that her current dry cleaning expert boyfriend is so different from the husband who died three years ago, who was "this, that, intelligent, and such and such"?

Thank you, Cheetosandchoc, for letting me know that you agree. (And yum, yum: Cheetos and chocolate! Should Ben & Jerry's offer that as a limited edition ice cream flavor?) Hee, hee! Jill's head exploding!

Eileen is my hero. I love how calm and rational and articulate she is.

You're not alone! I noticed the most subtle change in LuAnn while she was with Carole, Heather and Kristen. When Bravo demoted her to "friend" status, I think it humbled her, but returning her to the main cast brought out the arrogance again.

I loved LisaR asking BG, "What happened to you in your childhood?!?"

I can't decide if Bethenny looks more like Jack Nicholson as the Joker in the Batman movie or like Teacher Susie in Sid the Science Kid. Although I am so envious of her body in that orange bikini photograph. How much does it cost to stay in that Presidential Suite per night? So beautiful. Sonja: "I used to be classy. Now I'm trashy." Used to be... How long ago was that? Heh, heh. LuAnn: "He's Sonja young." Carole: "What did you just say?" Are Sonja and Ramona really going to get competitive about whose divorce was more difficult? It really seemed as if they accidentally spliced in a scene between Carmela Soprano and Bobby Bacala. I always have to remind myself that when Kristin says, "Kingsley" she's not talking about Kim Richards' dog. And is her nickname for Josh "Jiggy"?

Yolanda: "My children are no better than anybody else, even the people that live in Ohio." She didn't phrase that very well.

Has anyone seen a photo of the house Miscavige lives in?